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Default Chavs - 02-07-2007, 09:16 AM
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Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.

Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.

Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
A. The defendant.

Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.

Q. Why are chavs like slinkys?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs

Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.

Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova a shame?
A. Because a Nova has 4 seats.

Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A. A liar.

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Big Mac please.

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Default 02-07-2007, 11:07 AM
haha, quality dance:

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Default 02-07-2007, 11:57 AM
haha i switched chav to nig in those jokes and lol'ed

are we allowed to say the n word here? i forget, its been too long
  
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Default 02-07-2007, 12:30 PM
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haha i switched chav to nig in those jokes and lol'ed

are we allowed to say the n word here? i forget, its been too long
no. this isnt redneck heaven where you go to laugh at black people behind their backs. fuck off with that shit.
  
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Default 02-07-2007, 01:11 PM
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haha i switched chav to nig in those jokes and lol'ed

are we allowed to say the n word here? i forget, its been too long
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Default 02-07-2007, 02:27 PM
what the hell is a chav?
  
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[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/supniggaz.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 02-07-2007, 03:04 PM
[img]http://myspace-881.vo.llnwd.net/01089/18/81/1089371881_l.jpg[/img]

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Default 02-07-2007, 03:08 PM
^ rofl
  
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Default 02-07-2007, 03:45 PM
http://www.chavscum.com

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Default 02-07-2007, 05:31 PM
rofl. are they really like that in real life?
  
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Default 02-07-2007, 05:36 PM
Please no N words thanks

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Default 02-07-2007, 06:42 PM
lol. Nothing like that.

It's basically the stereotyped "culturally rich but virtually penniless" inner-city scum that you get here in the states, just different clothes.


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Default 02-07-2007, 06:46 PM
jotun how can you still not know what a chav is? there have been so many threads about/with/featuring chavs here at gf1
  
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