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Default 01-23-2003, 02:08 PM
...and how about one that would actually work, like "Hi, my name is _____"
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 02:09 PM
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...and how about one that would actually work, like "Hi, my name is _____"

jika jika slim shady.

heres another pick up line "do you work at subway? cuz u just gave me a foot long
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 02:42 PM
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...and how about one that would actually work, like "Hi, my name is _____"

jika jika slim shady.

heres another pick up line "do you work at subway? cuz u just gave me a foot long
The sad thing is that Buckweed actually uses these.
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 08:47 PM
and this is a problem?
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 09:03 PM
Hi!...wanna play Pearl Harbour?...I'll lay down and you blow the crap outta me! eek:
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 09:27 PM
i thought up this one last night at the gymnasium.

my sister: can you dribble between your legs?

my sister's hot friend: no not really

me: i'd like to do a little ball handling between your legs evil:
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 09:57 PM
You better have been talking about your sisters friend.
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 10:33 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":c0d9e]Hi!...wanna play Pearl Harbour?...I'll lay down and you blow the crap outta me! eek:[/quote:c0d9e]

I posted that, it's play army, not pearl harbor!!
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 10:40 PM
i actually used that UPS one the other day lol! she wasnt happy
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 10:58 PM
One I read in my college newspaper. . .


Did you buy those pants on another planet? Because your ass is out of this world.
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I laughed like hell at that one.
  
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Default 01-24-2003, 01:08 AM
How about pizza and a fuck? Whats the matter? Dont like pizza?

236 bones in the human body, how would you like one more?

I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

Do you like apples? (Yes.) How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?

Can you lick your nipples? [No.] Can I?

It isn't just gonna suck itself.

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
  
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Default 01-24-2003, 03:07 AM
Kiss me baby! I don't have cooties!

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I guess my favourite one is "Nice shoes. Wanna Fuck?" biggrin:
  
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Default 01-24-2003, 05:08 AM
[quote="Bazooka_Joe":4ad1a][quote="Eight Ace":4ad1a]Hi!...wanna play Pearl Harbour?...I'll lay down and you blow the crap outta me! eek:[/quote:4ad1a]

I posted that, it's play army, not pearl harbor!![/quote:4ad1a]

...you win a Pearl Necklace!...a winner is you... oOo:
  
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Default 02-12-2003, 11:01 PM
haha I just looked back at all thes. there fuckin jokes!
  
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