NEW help on my moms new boyfriend!!! PLEASE - Page 2

Cpt. Obvious · 07-16-2003, 01:01 AM

sneak up behind him and give him a cheap shot in the balls, then while he is nelt over get him in a head lock and punch the shit out of his face, then flip him over your knee and while he is on the ground step on his throat and i bet he will leave your sister alone. fire1:

Arkan · 07-16-2003, 01:03 AM

Calmly walk over to him and kick him in the nut sac. Tell him "Thats for yelling at my sister". Then, as he's rolling around on the floor yelping like a girl, remind him that you're the man of the house and anymore shit out of him, you'll exterminate him.
If that doesn't work, hire me....i'll gladly give him a beating for you. cool:

Gonzo · 07-16-2003, 01:34 AM

do what cartman did in south park snatch is ass up in a bear trap leave that motha f@ucka hanging up so high no one will find him for dayz cool:

Fireal · 07-16-2003, 01:51 AM

Talk to him. Ask him why he did it. If he is all "OH i was just mad that that no for good slut doesnt do shit" Thats wen u act kool. Then later u come from cehind and just give him a cheap shot in the ear. Then wait for him to turn around and kick him in the nuts then kick so that the tip of your shoe gets the very tip of the shoe. And tell him why u did it. and tell him if he did it again you would kill him.

Tripper · 07-16-2003, 02:11 AM

[quote="White Rabbit":06487]you can also cum in his favorite drink[/quote:06487]

My compliments to the Chef.

1080jibber · 07-16-2003, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS

Wow.

If my mom started dating someone, and some odd weeks after he lives
with her decides to scream at everyone... in MY domain of residence ? Hah,
peace the rats... I'd knock his ass out so bad. In fact, I'd make a habit of
doing it every time he decided to scream or otherwise do something stupid
like that so as to make him understand... like you do when training a pet.

Fags.

what SoLiDUS siad,

like wtf, this guy is crazy, tell your mom...just say ya dont trust him.
and women that get abused, will always go for a guy that will abuse her....and i bet ya that pretty soon he will be hitting your mom

Swill · **heh -** 07-16-2003, 02:14 AM

ok thanks guys for these comments and suggestions, that dick is ...OH GOD i want to tear him apart....well heres another thing...my mom gets home and all of a sudden he goes up to her and says the kids didnt do anything.... i`m like wtf? i have my room cleaned.....the trash is out, i took a shower, and just a few minutes ago , hes preety much calling me fucking fat....Which i`m like 235 pounds and i`m only 5`9 , well i took a little of my time while i`m staying on my counter-strike game...he keeps saying shit...like oh your to overweight, and all that...and ya know he may be right...but i`ve been getting excercise lately and he knows that and my mom was there too...and my mom was saying the same shit...my mom never calls me fat...she just says every once in a while"brian you need to go out"
so i do...i go to a friends house and wrestle or some shit.....

Swill · **oh yeah.... -** 07-16-2003, 02:16 AM

one more thing.....one of you asked if hes bigger or smaller? hes like 5`2 200 pounds...so yeah i can take him down....
and hes not so skinny himself...hes got a big beerbelly...wtf?

lmao oh god what do i do....

see i get paranoid sometimes ...and now here comes a bad situation for that....

Fireal · 07-16-2003, 02:17 AM

Then take his ass down

mikecs18 · 07-16-2003, 02:44 AM

if he calls you fat just be like to his face "hey... fuck you. you got quite a beer gut, come and jog with me fatass"

if he gives you more shit grab a baseball bat and fuck his face up... if not a bat... a 4' x 2" piece of plywood with a nail thru it should do the trick.

break every bone in his body. leave him in a pool of his own blood. make sure that bastard will need a wheelchair for the rest of his days. make it so little kids will laugh at his broken face as he walks down the streets.

bust his balls in so he cant fuck your mom and make some of his own.

one reason why mothers boyfreinds can be assholes to the kids is cuz you are not HIS kid... he wants to pass on his OWN jenetics... get it?

youre bigger than him, get his ass in line or else he'll probably give you hell later on... talk to your mom and tell her what u feel.

Chango · 07-16-2003, 03:09 AM

the best advice given to you so far was to tell your mom about it.

if you hit him, he can get you for assault and your mom would be pissed at you, if you argue with him your mom may side with him unless you do it tactfully.

just tell your mom about him, its obvious that he's not trying to get along with you and your mom needs to know that(if she doesn't already.)

newbieassulted · 07-16-2003, 03:14 AM

Yeah. Talk to your mom, and after awhile, if he doesn't change, take him down.

SoLiDUS · 07-16-2003, 08:15 AM

Unfortunately, mother will rationalize that her "love" must have had a good
reason to do so and side with him no matter what. I stand by my strategy ;-)

Zoner · 07-16-2003, 08:21 AM

Hire Strik0r. That's the best option I've read yet. Well, throwing a wad in his Pepsi would rock too.

Cpt. Obvious · 07-16-2003, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaBong

do what cartman did in south park snatch is ass up in a bear trap leave that motha f@ucka hanging up so high no one will find him for dayz cool:

that was fat abbot