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Default 11-25-2003, 02:24 PM

this girl got fucked in the ass and she said "poop" eek:


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Default 11-25-2003, 03:54 PM

girl was giving head then all off a suden out of nowhere gaged then threw up all over his dick. was so gross.
  
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Default 11-25-2003, 07:18 PM

I saw that one with brianna banks where he slapped her with his cock.


  
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Default 11-25-2003, 07:42 PM

...I saw this German pron vid where these two girls shat on this guys
stomach then rubbed it on his cok and proceeded to lick it off, but one
girl got a piece of corn in her mouth and spat it out at the other girl
saying how she doesn't like corn.... happy:

pretty gross tho when you think about it, spitting like that when you know you're being filmed.
  
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Default 11-25-2003, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
"Headunking"

One of the most funniest, amazing and weird pr0n videos I've ever seen.

This dude oils up his bald head with lotion and does a running head-first dive into this chicks spread legs. Head goes straight in.

That was FUCKED UP. Also had me in tears with laughter.
Yeah, I've seen that
  
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Default 11-25-2003, 08:49 PM

watching an amateur chick choke on the guy spunk. It cam out of now where she was cought off gaurd.
  
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Default 11-25-2003, 09:35 PM

ever seen it come out her nose?
  
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Default 11-25-2003, 09:42 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":bf29a]girl was giving head then all off a suden out of nowhere gaged then threw up all over his dick. was so gross.[/quote:bf29a]

maybe not the same one but ive seen that
  
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Default 11-25-2003, 09:42 PM

I watched a video where Jenna Jameson was getting fucked doggystle hardcore to the point where the guy seriously was a in a blur he was fucking her so fast and hard.. lol The funny part is when he pulls his cock out at the end and Jenna Jameson farts and queefs at the same time LOL

I laugh everytime when a girl queefs... *blurrrrrp* sometimes the porn actors laugh themselves lol
  
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Default 11-26-2003, 11:09 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":897da]...I saw this German pron vid where these two girls shat on this guys
stomach then rubbed it on his cok and proceeded to lick it off, but one
girl got a piece of corn in her mouth and spat it out at the other girl
saying how she doesn't like corn.... happy:

pretty gross tho when you think about it, spitting like that when you know you're being filmed.[/quote:897da] Topic was funny not siq! annoy:
  
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Default 11-26-2003, 11:45 AM

i saw a girl please herslef with corn on the cob.....
  
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Default 11-26-2003, 11:47 AM

[quote="Coublacka_":3fb01]cum up a girls arse then she farts, cum fly's all over the guys face while hes eating her out[/quote:3fb01]
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im in school right now and when i read that i laughed so hard the teacher came to see what it was, he laughed till he cryed.... biggrin:
  
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Default 11-26-2003, 02:50 PM

some white guy was banging a black girl, while they were doing it she was yelling "o white meat white meat" happy:
  
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Default 11-26-2003, 03:49 PM

Set sceen to the bathroom, guy ramming this chick from behind while she's holding onto the toilet. He proceeds to grab her hair, ram her head in the toilet, flip the switch with his foot, and all while he's still pumping away. kinky.
  
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Default 11-26-2003, 04:39 PM

this is fu*ken gross annoy:
  
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