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Default 11-29-2006, 10:20 AM

my list

1. My office ordering Indian food 3 consecutive days and 6 outta 10 days for lunch, what the fuck did I just get offshored to HP's tech support center is my name Nyckdshar now?

2. when a show goes past 2 minutes its scheduled time and my DVR stops recording and I miss the end of the show(even though I set it to tape 2 minutes past.

3. Ford fucking mustangs, always driven by
a. Baby Dicks
b. Old fucking Beef Jerky tanned ladies
c. Daddys Gurl

4. the fact that people in todays society line up days and weeks before the launch of something so that they have some type of story to tell when they get older, like they are missing out on some HUGE cultural event.

5. Topper Guy, this jerk off ALWAYS has to replay to anything anyone says with something better even though its probably bullshit.

6. FWD:FW:fw:FWD:OMG I COULDNT BELIEVE THIS WAS TRUE BUT I DID IT AND THE PHONE RANG

Die via paper cut to the fucking jugular. WELCOME TO 1999 FUCKING CHRIST ENJOY YOUR GOD DAMN STAY.

Honestly anything with FWD on it should be instantly deleted.

7. Dr office/ Emergency room. I took my baby to an appt at 6:30 pm we were the ONLY people there and we were there for like 2 hours even though we only spent 10 minutes with the DR.


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Default Re: I hate .. - 11-29-2006, 11:08 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":a1f54]
6) How it's the coolest thing evar to be jewish
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wtf does that even mean!?...
  
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Default 11-29-2006, 11:56 AM

hey duffy. nobody gives a shit dance:


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Default 11-29-2006, 01:10 PM

1) when hangovers dont go away
2) those people you hate even though there realy is no reason to hate them.
3) When the shoer drain clogs and water starts to rise up to your ankles.
4) Girls only hitting on you when you are in a relationship but not when you are single.
  
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Default 11-29-2006, 01:37 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":b293d]1)
4) Girls only hitting on you when you are in a relationship but not when you are single.[/quote:b293d] ya I hate that, go ages being single then suddenly they all want ya kus you got a hot ho & its a matter of pride & jealousy cuss:

1.) Hippies, my sister was on myspace the other day & said "OoOo look its one of my friends who used to go to Art College with me. Isn't he cool? He's so hot! OmG!" I looked at his pic & this guy looked like a fukin scarecrow... He had a big ol straw hat & a matty beard with old clothes. I asked what he was doing & apparently he used to do manual work on farms & fruit picking then he went off to india & now he's bumming it in Spain. Fair enough if hes a student but this guy is 25, he hasn't got career, hes a bum & going no-where. I bet in 10 years time he'll finally realise he can't get employed kus he has fa qualifications & then come back to scrounge on the taxes cuss:

2.) Emo kids who get tattoos & dye their hair black & kiss other guys to try & be cool rolleyes: Nice one mate, got a tattoo that will last for life & the fashion will last a year stupid:

3.) People who give a damn about power & suck up to other people in authority, rank, money etc. This is rife in some of the forces as class 'unofficially' still plays a big part.

4.) Old grannies who go to church every sunday without fail because they suddenly realise they may die & want to go to heaven. They go to church now kus in the 40s & 50s they were probably too busy gang banging & sucking more dix than a vietnamese hooker. They like to give off the impression that they are completely innocent & never seen a willy in their life.

5.) People who spit or degrade historic monuments & buildings of importance. Like those hippie sons o bitches that put graffiti on Churchills statue & the chav bastards who fk up poppy stuff.

6.) Pikeys & Chavs in general

7.) Girls who shave off all their eyebrows & then pencil them in for some bizarre reason. Then you wake up next to them in the morning & think you been shagging an alien.

8.) Girls expecting you to buy them drinks in clubs even though you don't know who tf they are. Or girls ya barely know coming up to you & asking for you to buy them a drink. WTF! Get a job bitch! Don't take advantage of male chivalry.

9.) Rich kids who don't have to worry about getting a decent job or having to work & save up for a car or driving lessons kus mummy & daddy can cover it all for them.

10.) Places that sell drinks at 50x the normal price as well as breaking your wallet over an entry charge, then you get in & the place is shyt.
  
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Default 11-29-2006, 01:40 PM

1) lebanese muslims
2) muslims
3) getting bbq sauce on my burger when I ask for tomato
4) people who have to talk 20x louder than anyone else just because they're azn
5) when comatose abreviates everyones name in an overly familiar way...and when he uses initials for everthing in an overly annoying way.
6) when Duffy doesn't post much
  
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Default 11-29-2006, 03:10 PM

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3. Eugene Levy. Yeah, you were Jim's dad on American Pie. Big fucking deal. You sucked on SCTV and you suck now.
He pwned in all those Christopher Guest movies...Waiting For Guffman and Best In Show most importantly, but yeah, guy gets way to much work doing shit movies and playing shit characters.
  
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Default 11-29-2006, 03:10 PM

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5. Topper Guy, this jerk off ALWAYS has to replay to anything anyone says with something better even though its probably bullshit.
Recurring Dilbert character
  
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Default 11-29-2006, 03:11 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":ac8e0]1) lebanese muslims
2) muslims
3) getting bbq sauce on my burger when I ask for tomato
4) people who have to talk 20x louder than anyone else just because they're azn
5) when comatose abreviates everyones name in an overly familiar way...and when he uses initials for everthing in an overly annoying way.
6) when Duffy doesn't post much[/quote:ac8e0]

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Default 11-29-2006, 03:44 PM

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my list

3. Ford fucking mustangs, always driven by
a. Baby Dicks
b. Old fucking Beef Jerky tanned ladies
c. Daddys Gurl

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even worse is putting a 4 banger in them. Im NOT a Ford guy but thats an insult
  
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Default Re: I hate .. - 11-29-2006, 05:40 PM

[quote=bukdez]
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6) How it's the coolest thing evar to be jewish
wtf does that even mean!?...[/quote:2d897]

I know a lot of jewish kids and like em all, Denver for some reason has millions more than any city I've ever lived in (about seven), but it's not a fucking fashion statement. JEW 4 LYFE N PROUD

I had two more

1)Lacrosse... woulda been a cool sport if it werent for the fucking tools who play it.
2) Jack Black
  
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Default 11-29-2006, 06:07 PM

i had a huge list but it basically boils downt o;
people that can't put things into perspective
yeast on a vagina


  
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Default 11-29-2006, 06:16 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":fca1a]
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my list

3. Ford fucking mustangs, always driven by
a. Baby Dicks
b. Old fucking Beef Jerky tanned ladies
c. Daddys Gurl

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even worse is putting a 4 banger in them. Im NOT a Ford guy but thats an insult[/quote:fca1a]


I would like to see a 4 banger 'Stang.


  
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Default 11-29-2006, 06:19 PM

Wait, tell me when did they ever fucking make 4 door mustangs?

unless u guyz meant seats, then I'm mistaken
  
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Default 11-29-2006, 06:56 PM

O yer I also hate shaving, I got two job interviews in London tomorrow (gana take pic of bridge dance: ) so I thought it would be wise to shave my super sexy pr0n stache off. That wasn't a prob, but I ALWAYS fuck up my neck when shaving. Dunno why, it's just a bish to shave that part. Anyways now I cut myself in about 50 places on my neck & I've left some shaving cream on to try & soothe it. But tomorrow I have to wear a white collar shirt & tie which, no doubt, will irritate it like a bitch so when I walk in for the interview it's gana look like I got a love bite from a polar bear cuss:
  
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