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Default 06-13-2006, 05:01 PM

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Default 06-13-2006, 05:04 PM

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Attaboy. What was his name?
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zoner you need to take a trip to toronto for saturday night...come out for my birthday...ill score you some 19+ chicks
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Default 06-13-2006, 05:12 PM

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Attaboy. What was his name?
lmao

zoner you need to take a trip to toronto for saturday night...come out for my birthday...ill score you some 19+ chicks
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Default 06-13-2006, 05:20 PM

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Suntanned penis?
its to small for even the sun to shine on it[/quote:dfd3f] Did your dad get some sun when he went to the dealership to pick out your ride?[/quote:dfd3f]its cold here in december
  
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Default 06-13-2006, 05:43 PM

coma has never felt the joy of a womans (or gerv's) mouth on his throbbing member


www.92bengals.com
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Default 06-13-2006, 06:07 PM

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Did you get laid? Not getting laid in Ibiza is like not getting drunk in Newfoundland.
I actually wasnt looking to. I got head, tho.
i believe him...



how'd it taste?...
  
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Default 06-13-2006, 06:11 PM

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Attaboy. What was his name?
She was finnish. I dont remember. But I am amazed how attractive gay guys seem to find me. Off all my friends, I am the only one who they hit on. God help me.
Maybe one of your friends put an "I eat dick" sign on you. Either that or you were sending signals..
  
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Default 06-13-2006, 06:55 PM

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Attaboy. What was his name?
She was finnish. I dont remember. But I am amazed how attractive gay guys seem to find me. Off all my friends, I am the only one who they hit on. God help me.

dude, i think you are repulsive and I dont find you attractive at all, so dont pull the bullshit "fags love me" card, cuz it just aint true.
  
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Attaboy. What was his name?
She was finnish. I dont remember. But I am amazed how attractive gay guys seem to find me. Off all my friends, I am the only one who they hit on. God help me.

dude, i think you are repulsive and I dont find you attractive at all, so dont pull the bullshit "fags love me" card, cuz it just aint true.
as do i, you repulse me coma, ohhh u repulse



  
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Default 06-13-2006, 08:27 PM

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2) I can admit that I am a virgin, and dont want my first time to be with some random whore I met in a club while she was singing about balls or somesuch.
you're such a girl... its best to lose it on a one night stand. That way, if you are terrible, you wont have to face that girl ever again. Get some practice in before you find a girl who you might want to keep. (but of course you're a "virgin" when you finally do meet her)

PS I also call bullshit on getting head, that is something that if actually happened, you wouldnt be bragging about it here.. its an obvious attempt at looking cool on the internet


  
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Default 06-13-2006, 08:30 PM

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Attaboy. What was his name?
She was finnish. I dont remember. But I am amazed how attractive gay guys seem to find me. Off all my friends, I am the only one who they hit on. God help me.

dude, i think you are repulsive and I dont find you attractive at all, so dont pull the bullshit "fags love me" card, cuz it just aint true.
lol owned by a homo


  
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Default 06-13-2006, 09:19 PM

3 pages of flaming hot sex nag:

coma, dont worry about them man. If ya got it you got it! but just remember when you look down at your penis a month from now and see that ocean ginger color coming out of your piss........it ain't piss happy:
  
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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 06-13-2006, 09:42 PM

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you're such a girl... its best to lose it on a one night
stand. That way, if you are terrible, you wont have to face that girl ever again. Get some practice in before you find a girl who you might want to keep. (but of course you're a "virgin" when you finally do meet her)
i lost my virginity to a random girl, she didnt know i was a virgin, i got her off, but i dont think i would have liked to do it that way....maybe the gress is greener, but i think i would rather have been able to keep a relationship goin and devirginized both myself and my girl

either way, coma there is no way in hell you got your dick sucked unless you post pics of the girl
  
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