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Default 02-27-2005, 07:45 PM

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vegamite is straight fucked up.
Agreed, I can't stand the stuff.



  
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Default 02-27-2005, 07:47 PM

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i think you jumped the gun ... if shes into putting her finger in your ass theres no telling what else shes into....
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Be a fucking man. . .a CHICK stuck her finger up there. . .not a DUDE. . .that she got so into it, that shes willing to put her finger up in what I can imagine is not the cleanest house on your block - tells me alot. . .
  
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Default 02-27-2005, 08:40 PM

just think next time she touches your face or makes you dinner, your ass will be all over it.
  
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Default 02-27-2005, 08:51 PM

i cant stand things near my ass i would have jumped through the roof too

therefore, next time you fuck her, make sure to toss it in her poop chute
  
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Default 02-27-2005, 08:57 PM

i am guessing she only did it to please you thinking that's what "all the guys like". Maybe she read it in Mens Health or saw it on a webite. How do you think she would feel if out of nowhere you just try to jam it up her ass. That would kinda scare her without and catch her off guard.


  
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Default 02-27-2005, 08:58 PM

or duct tape your ass checks together, with a "exit only" sign placed above it.
  
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Default 02-27-2005, 09:22 PM

..just on that, isn't one date a bit too soon to be slipping
your ring onto her finger..?, alternatively...aint love grand! beer:
  
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Default 02-27-2005, 09:25 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":00a99]isn't one date a bit too soon to be slipping
your ring onto her finger..?[/quote:00a99]


!!!!!


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Default 02-27-2005, 09:26 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":64517]isn't one date a bit too soon to be slipping
your ring onto her finger..?[/quote:64517]

ROFL biggrin: happy:
  
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Default 02-27-2005, 11:13 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":84b39]
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vegamite is straight fucked up.
Agreed, I can't stand the stuff.[/quote:84b39]

You're not supposed to like it.


For anzacs only. cool:
  
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Default 02-27-2005, 11:36 PM

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vegamite is straight fucked up.
Agreed, I can't stand the stuff.
You're not supposed to like it.


For anzacs only. cool:[/quote:7b08e][img]http://www.wzzo.com/jacor-common/otd_images/WZZO-FM_freakin/2_27_2005.jpg[/img]


  
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Default Re: The finger - 02-27-2005, 11:38 PM

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i ended up coming home and spanked it to millas pix.
ROFL!!!!!111111 Thats brilliant

Anyway my girlfriend tried sucking on my balls...i fucking hate that shit, i got sensative testys and it was fucking the most uncomfortable thing ive ever had done to me. So i told her just suck me penor


  
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Default Re: The finger - 02-27-2005, 11:39 PM

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i ended up coming home and spanked it to millas pix.
ROFL!!!!!111111 Thats brilliant

Anyway my girlfriend tried sucking on my balls...i fucking hate that shit, i got sensative testys and it was fucking the most uncomfortable thing ive ever had done to me. So i told her just suck me penor
happy: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:


  
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Default 02-27-2005, 11:43 PM

True story man. It was so uncomfortable i was like STOP and pushing her head away. She was like "dont push my head away when im experementing!" Im like "wtf mate?!?!"


  
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Default 02-27-2005, 11:48 PM

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Im like "wtf mate?!?!"
lmao! I'll remember to use the same line when that situation comes up.


  
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