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Default 08-03-2006, 02:45 PM
I'm usually horny for IRC but theres never cunts in there. We need interweb regulars to register a new channel (#gf1 has lost its registration on gamesurge) so I can idle in it. lols
  
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Default 08-03-2006, 02:46 PM
we just set up a new one #groundforce1...sechs?

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 08-03-2006, 02:48 PM
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we just set up a new one #groundforce1...sechs?
Does it have a ChanServ? I can't right now cause I'm at uni....but When I get home prepare for sexual violation.
  
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Default 08-03-2006, 02:52 PM
Would anyone like to examine my weenie?
  
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Default 08-03-2006, 02:59 PM
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we just set up a new one #groundforce1...sechs?
Does it have a ChanServ? I can't right now cause I'm at uni....but When I get home prepare for sexual violation.
yea it does

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 08-03-2006, 03:04 PM
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we just set up a new one #groundforce1...sechs?
Does it have a ChanServ? I can't right now cause I'm at uni....but When I get home prepare for sexual violation.
yea it does
Excellente.
  
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Default 08-03-2006, 03:06 PM
Zoner> I voted for Porky's for the titties
  
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Default 08-03-2006, 03:20 PM
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Default 08-03-2006, 03:34 PM
Blase> If I'm not too busty

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Default 08-03-2006, 03:40 PM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":decc4]Would anyone like to examine my weenie?[/quote:decc4]
i do regularly...see desktop thread.
  
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Default 08-03-2006, 04:41 PM
....gtboyz is gonna love this


Scene: Late '80's waiting on line for a rollercoaster ride with a bunch of peeps. Coaster is slowly pulling up with a bunch of "African Americans" on it. They are clapping and singing in unison.

Me: "What the fuck is this, Soul Train ?

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Default 08-03-2006, 04:46 PM
ROFL! shoulda been to the coaster operator "HEY DEM COLORDS AINT SUPPOSED TO BE RIDING UP FRONT" calmdown:
  
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Default 08-03-2006, 07:13 PM
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....gtboyz is gonna love this


Scene: Late '80's waiting on line for a rollercoaster ride with a bunch of peeps. Coaster is slowly pulling up with a bunch of "African Americans" on it. They are clapping and singing in unison.

Me: "What the fuck is this, Soul Train ?
[img]http://www.african--american.com/gospel-choir/african-choir-g2.jpg[/img]

Gettin jiggy wit it....nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
  
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Default 08-03-2006, 08:18 PM
After reading almost every one of your posts for the past month, I'm gonna have to conclude that you are not a black man.
  
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Default 08-03-2006, 09:32 PM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":28cad]After reading almost every one of your posts for the past month, I'm gonna have to conclude that you are not a black man.[/quote:28cad]after hearing about your penis for the last month, im gonna have to conclude that you have a baby dick
  
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