Corrupt A Wish - Page 7

Whatada · 06-20-2007, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Arkan

Granted, but the place would get overtaken just like the Palestinians

I wish i were 20 years younger

granted, but you would have no genitals to pound hot younger women.

I wish I could travel through time.[/quote:0e65c]Granted, but only to the 80s.

I wish I was out of highschool.

Coleman · 06-20-2007, 10:50 PM

[quote="Bean 2":0a372]

I wish I could travel through time.[/quote:0a372]Granted, but you wouldn't be driving in a DeLorean. You'll travel in time with a pink scooter that has naked men on it.

I wish I could speed read.

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 06-20-2007, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Whatada

I wish I was out of highschool.

Granted, but you never graduated and can't get a job anywhere because you don't have a high school education.

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Originally Posted by Coleman

I wish I could speed read.

Granted, but you can't remember anything you just read.

I wish that this message would stop showing up after I make posts:

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Bean 2 · 06-20-2007, 11:12 PM

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I wish that this message would stop showing up after I make posts:

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granted, but you lose ur entire child porn collection on your hd.

I wish I had an xbox 360

Arkan · 06-20-2007, 11:28 PM

Granted, but you can only play Tetris on it.

I wish Pyro would get laid already !!

Coleman · 06-20-2007, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Arkan

I wish Pyro would get laid already !!

Granted, but it'd be with your wife.

I wish there was no such thing as an ipod.

Blase · 06-21-2007, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Coleman

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Originally Posted by Arkan

I wish Pyro would get laid already !!

Granted, but it'd be with your wife.

I wish there was no such thing as an ipod.

Granted, from now on they're known as uPods.

I wish I was a secret agent.

Eight Ace · 06-21-2007, 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Blase

I wish I was a secret agent.

Granted, however ur first mission involves an escaped gorilla...are ya with me..?

I wish Blase wuld check his pms

TGB! · 06-21-2007, 08:03 AM

Granted, but the Midol™ gives him raging headaches and turns him into the Hulk!

I wish there were no more acronymns in the world.

Zoner · 06-21-2007, 08:41 AM

Granted, but they will be replaced with lewd gay pictograms.

I wish I could play bass like Steve Harris.

Bean 2 · 06-21-2007, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoner

Granted, but they will be replaced with lewd gay pictograms.

I wish I could play bass like Steve Harris.

Granted, but you no longer play it with ur hands, but instead suck on it and it is now shaped like a penis.

I wish that whenever i reached into my pocket i would pull out a fifty dollar bill.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny · 06-21-2007, 11:06 AM

Granted, but its Iraqi dollars

I wish I was stuck on a desert island with all the hot women I'd ever known & they never had PMS

Coleman · 06-21-2007, 11:08 AM

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I wish I was stuck on a desert island with all the hot women I'd ever known & they never had PMS[/quote:5be12]Granted, they have AIDS.

I wish I could hear what animals are thinking.

Merlin122 · 06-21-2007, 11:09 AM

EDIT: Coleman, i'm going to pee on you.

Granted, but they only want to make a house out of your ass.

I wish I had gone clubbing last night.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny · 06-21-2007, 11:10 AM

[quote=Coleman]

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Originally Posted by "Fluffy_Bunny":7d258

I wish I was stuck on a desert island with all the hot women I'd ever known & they never had PMS

Granted, they have AIDS.

I wish I could hear what animals are thinking.[/quote:7d258]

Granted but all you ever hear is how they wana make love to you

I wish I could retire with my mates to the Caribbean or Ibiza