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Default STFU Janitor! - 07-19-2006, 08:22 AM

I come in this morning and there's a Sprite can on my desk with a note from the cleaner:

"Empty can's (sic) completely before discarding in rubbish bin. I doubt you like being soaked by fizzy drinks, I know I don't!"

Now, if memory serves me correctly from yesterday afternoon, I left about a 1/4 teaspoon of Sprite in the can.

I just left a note of my own stuck to the garbage bag...

"Do your job and don't worry about a half teaspoon of Sprite left in a can...and don't leave garbage on my desk again or you'll find more than Sprite in the trash"

Seriously...I fucking know better than to leave like a half can of pop in the garbage. My blood pressure went off the chart when I saw that.

So we call the building and the manager starts giving my grief about ALWAYS leaving half-empty cans in my garbage. I tore that boy a new arsehole saying that I was raised better and that I was always the one who was cleaning up around here. At the end, he was going to talk to the cleaner.

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Default 07-19-2006, 08:37 AM

LMfao.

Pablo empties trash and finds his dogs head in there...OMFG!!!!! ed:

you're the only one that drinks sprite around here


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Default 07-19-2006, 08:38 AM

I'll shit in the motherfucking can next time....fucking dirty quebecois piece of dogshit!


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Default 07-19-2006, 08:39 AM

I drink sprite.
  
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Default 07-19-2006, 08:41 AM

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I drink sprite.
good for you. obey your thirst


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Default 07-19-2006, 09:06 AM

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I drink sprite.
good for you. obey your thirst
I also enjoy a nice cold sprite. Or occasionally a sapsparilla. Though sometimes a tequila is quite satisfying.
  
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Default 07-19-2006, 09:10 AM

i always put yogurt cups in my trash and the kanitor takes it out every day. i kind of feel bad...i wonder if he ever gets any yogurt on him...cause you know, you can never get all the yogurt out of the cup! it's impossible!
  
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Default Re: STFU Janitor! - 07-19-2006, 10:21 AM

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... or you'll find more than Sprite in the trash"
HAHAHAA That owns. beer:


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Default 07-19-2006, 11:28 AM

I put half full drinks in the trash all the time. But my "office" trash can is in my home office. I've never spilled any when I was emptying the trash bin. There is this new invention called a Trash Bag. They are made of plastic. The one I use has a tie string on the top. I pull the string and the bag is sealed for me to take to the outside trash can. Amazing technology. rolleyes:
  
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Default 07-19-2006, 11:29 AM

tell him youre a mod and demand more respect biggrin:
  
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Default 07-19-2006, 11:55 AM

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I'll shit in the motherfucking can next time....fucking dirty quebecois piece of dogshit!
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Default 07-19-2006, 12:00 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":f22ab]
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I'll shit in the motherfucking can next time....fucking dirty quebecois piece of dogshit!
lolerbot at greatest Zoner quote, ever.[/quote:f22ab]HE SAIDED SHIT TWICE!!
  
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Default 07-19-2006, 12:34 PM

No, I said "shit" once and "dogshit" once. Subtle difference, ya see.


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Default 07-19-2006, 12:37 PM

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No, I said "shit" once and "dogshit" once. Subtle difference, ya see.
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Default 07-19-2006, 12:44 PM

Fucking janitors, he better not be a spick, cause i've worked cleaning up banks when i was younger, and i've had worse than a fucking sprite. mad:


  
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