God damn skateboarding retards

Vance · 10-28-2002, 05:50 AM

LMAO oh God that is funny......

Sotilas Jane · 10-28-2002, 06:03 AM

That is great biggrin:

Those skating baggy-pant bastards seem to plaque every mall and shopping center there is.

Job well done, Gerard. angel: angel: angel:

SoLiDUS · 10-28-2002, 06:10 AM

He deserved it... so good job, dawg! biggrin:

10-28-2002, 06:27 AM

Semper Fi Gerard, Carry On!
OOORAH

10-28-2002, 06:31 AM

sounds like an owned pic waiting to happen

10-28-2002, 06:40 AM

HAHAHAHA!!!! Good one there gerard. Always up to something new.
I hate those fuckin american wannabes who have long pants and go around on skateboards.

=[DOA]=VonMeyer · **Re: God damn skateboarding retards -** 10-28-2002, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard

Where the fuck these morons come from i dunno, was in the town earlier and this is what happened.

Was walking through the shopping centre when i notice a stereotypical skateboarded who think he's american for some deluded reason. hair flopping down to his ears, weird baggy looking pants, oh yeah, and a cap on backwards [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img].

Anyway im walking towards a store and this fucking moron comes flying across the centre and ends up slamming straight into me which knocks me on my ass. He gets up and just walks away with me still sitting on the floor fuming.

I decide to just go into the store and buy what i was down for. When i come out of the store him and 2 of his friends are sitting beside the fountain staring over.

Im walking past and he shouts out something i couldn't cath. I turn round and ask him what he said. He then says, hey "dawg" you got a problem with me and my crew. At this point im like eek: , by the term "crew" he's referring to 2 under 5 foot dieing looking fuckers who would look at home in an ethopian aid advert.

I tell him to fuck off and he starts his little line in "american speak". "Chill dude" otherwise me and my "crew" will fuck you up.

Me: eek:

By now im literally shaking with rage, hes there standing on his little skateboard talkin shit with 2 ethopians in tow. So before he can do anything i shove him onto his ass off the skateboard, grab the skateboard and run outside with it. Said skateboard then gets lobbed into the path of an oncoming bus, crunch. No more skateboard. I then leg it to a taxi laughing like a loon the whole way with 2 morons on their skateboards in hot pursuit.

Needless to say they didn't catch me.

Gerard 1
Fagboarders 0

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I would of went to my truck and pulled out my 12 gauage and watch them as they pissed there pants.

10-28-2002, 07:01 AM

Von you shotgun whore!!!!

I'd pull out a .44 Magnum and do my best Dirty Harry voice biggrin:

Bane · 10-28-2002, 07:16 AM

American wannabes? eek:

I'm American and I also despise the "thugs/punks". I would have done the same thing, Gerard, except maybe smack him upside the head with his board before flinging it into traffic.

Oh, and don't forget to tell them to pull their pants up. They love that.

Zoner · 10-28-2002, 07:36 AM

[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/skateowned.jpg[/img]

Bleed_4_Me · 10-28-2002, 08:11 AM

What's a "loon"? oOo:

RandomSkater · 10-28-2002, 08:12 AM

i hope you dont think all skaters are like that from that one experience. i hate it so much when some skaters are asses then everyone thinks just cus you skate your an ass. i probably woulda done the same thing. nice owned pic BTW.

pest · 10-28-2002, 08:13 AM

[quote="Bleed_4_Me":7857a]What's a "loon"? oOo:[/quote:7857a]

Its a large black waterfowl with white spots and a distinctive call.

Pfc.Green · 10-28-2002, 08:42 AM

I have never figured out why skaters, wear clothes that look like they just pulled them out of a dumpster behind a 'Big&Tall Store' with stains and crap all over'em and have 50 gallons of grease in their hair, and then proceed to think they are cool oOo: . And then there is the fact that a skateboard is not a very good mode of transportation, you come to a big ass hill, what are you gonna do skate up it eek: ? Skaters are just idiots with nothing better to do than ride about on planks of wood with wheels, and act like dumb ass punks.

10-28-2002, 08:50 AM

[quote="Pfc.Green":c7335]I have never figured out why skaters, wear clothes that look like they just pulled them out of a dumpster behind a 'Big&Tall Store' with stains and crap all over'em and have 50 gallons of grease in their hair, and then proceed to think they are cool oOo: . And then there is the fact that a skateboard is not a very good mode of transportation, you come to a big ass hill, what are you gonna do skate up it eek: ? Skaters are just idiots with nothing better to do than ride about on planks of wood with wheels, and act like dumb ass punks.[/quote:c7335]

it's even worse when they wear camo pants hanging half off their ass, what a disgrace.