Today is my sixteenth wedding aniversary. I can't tell you how lucky I am. Tonight is going to be fun. Sixteen years, my wife is still hot, sex is always fantastic(she still know how to suprise me), we get along great. Man, I am so horny now, I'm probalbly going to last 30 seconds tonight. (lucky for me, my tongue is in good shape.)
[quote="Low spark":731a6]Today is my sixteenth wedding aniversary. I can't tell you how lucky I am. Tonight is going to be fun. Sixteen years, my wife is still hot, sex is always fantastic(she still know how to suprise me), we get along great. Man, I am so horny now, I'm probalbly going to last 30 seconds tonight. (lucky for me, my tongue is in good shape.)[/quote:731a6]
Lol, maybe you should 'releive' yourself while she's not around
did we REALLY need to know?[/quote:b6647]
oOo: I think he's trying to tell us all that we are pathetic, trying to make us jealous that he can get laid whenever he wants it.
We need to know because otherwise, we'd all have nothing to look forward too oOo:
[quote="Low spark":d27d0]Today is my sixteenth wedding aniversary. I can't tell you how lucky I am. Tonight is going to be fun. Sixteen years, my wife is still hot, sex is always fantastic(she still know how to suprise me), we get along great. Man, I am so horny now, I'm probalbly going to last 30 seconds tonight. (lucky for me, my tongue is in good shape.)[/quote:d27d0]
wah-chhhhhhh!
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Just kidding man, enjoy your anniversay.