Oops it slipped. - Page 2

Sindonesia · 11-09-2002, 03:22 PM

[quote="Mr.X":dc5c4]I can relate to that....the other day in a cafe I went to ask a young lady to pass me the salt-shaker,
...imagine my embarrassment when instead I said "suck my dick, bitch!"...so, yeah...it can happen. oOo:[/quote:dc5c4]

Same thing happend to me the other day, I was sitting at the table and asked the wife to bring me the paper instead I said "You ruined my life bitch." I hate it when I slip like that.

Tripper · 11-09-2002, 03:34 PM

Oh yeah, just the other day in English, I was meaning to ask my teacher if she had marked my assignment which I had handed the month previously, and I said, "This dick don't suck itself, bitch."

Sometimes people just have bad days.

Sindonesia · 11-09-2002, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper

Oh yeah, just the other day in English, I was meaning to ask my teacher if she had marked my assignment which I had handed the month previously, and I said, "This dick don't suck itself, bitch."

Sometimes people just have bad days.

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Recycled Spooge · 11-09-2002, 04:18 PM

Well, one time I wanted to ask one of my girlfriend's dad to pass me the katchup when I was over for dinner, but instead I said, "So, how much does your daugther charge to be on the recieving end of good anal raping?" Anyway, he didn't pass me the katchup, and not noticing the mistake of what I said previously, I then made another mistake and said, "I would really like to put my dick in between your wife's tits", instead of saying, "I would really like that ketchup." Anyway, the father also made a slipup afterward, and he replied, "I want you to fuck me in my really tight ass." I mean, where did that come from? Maybe he really wanted it, and it wasn't a slip up; I don't really know. He said that in front of all on his family members.

Totenkopf · 11-09-2002, 04:22 PM

This thread is outta control. hake:

Tripper · 11-09-2002, 04:43 PM

Yeah, but it's friggin' funny! biggrin:

Mr.X · 11-09-2002, 05:15 PM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":e2d46]Well, one time I wanted to ask one of my girlfriend's dad to pass me the katchup when I was over for dinner, but instead I said, "So, how much does your daugther charge to be on the recieving end of good anal raping?" Anyway, he didn't pass me the katchup, and not noticing the mistake of what I said previously, I then made another mistake and said, "I would really like to put my dick in between your wife's tits", instead of saying, "I would really like that ketchup." Anyway, the father also made a slipup afterward, and he replied, "I want you to fuck me in my really tight ass." I mean, where did that come from? Maybe he really wanted it, and it wasn't a slip up; I don't really know. He said that in front of all on his family members.[/quote:e2d46]

...sounds like those unintentionally sexy slip-ups of yours have inadvertently turned the father on,
and he saw an opportunity for a serious ass-fucking that has clearly been on his mind for some time.
It's nice also, that he had the courage to share where he was "at" with his family..... oOo:

Tripper · 11-09-2002, 05:37 PM

Hehe, Spooge.....What did you say back?

[NP: Radiohead - The Tourist]

Sindonesia · 11-09-2002, 05:43 PM

Spooge it is your obligation to take care of her fathers needs. ed:

Tripper · 11-09-2002, 05:48 PM

When you take her hand in marriage, you take daddy's ass too.

Recycled Spooge · 11-09-2002, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Sindonesia

Spooge it is your obligation to take care of her fathers needs. ed:

Well, I did say yes, but right before we were about to have sex, he yelled out, "I have Gonerrea!" instead of yelling out, "I have a massive boner!" which explains why my girlfriend was blind.

11-09-2002, 06:18 PM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":b1690]Well, one time I wanted to ask one of my girlfriend's dad to pass me the katchup when I was over for dinner, but instead I said, "So, how much does your daugther charge to be on the recieving end of good anal raping?" Anyway, he didn't pass me the katchup, and not noticing the mistake of what I said previously, I then made another mistake and said, "I would really like to put my dick in between your wife's tits", instead of saying, "I would really like that ketchup." Anyway, the father also made a slipup afterward, and he replied, "I want you to fuck me in my really tight ass." I mean, where did that come from? Maybe he really wanted it, and it wasn't a slip up; I don't really know. He said that in front of all on his family members.[/quote:b1690]

lmao

Sindonesia · 11-09-2002, 06:19 PM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":de4d7]

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Originally Posted by Sindonesia

Spooge it is your obligation to take care of her fathers needs. ed:

Well, I did say yes, but right before we were about to have sex, he yelled out, "I have Gonerrea!" instead of yelling out, "I have a massive boner!" which explains why my girlfriend was blind.[/quote:de4d7]

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