On mIRC, me, SpecialEd, and some other people were fooling around on the Planet MOH channel, trying to piss people off, when I attempted to piss off EA worker, and Planet MOH mIRC operator, known as 'The Bishop.'
So I sent him some private messages, to acquire some type of aggressive response...I got this instead:
<Tripper> Hi there, sexy...
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> doh
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> hello
* Tripper starts undressing the bishop...slowly
<Tripper> do you like that?
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> well, other than the fact that I work for Electronic Arts and I'm "at work" yes i do
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> but I must admit this is all logged -- which bites
<Tripper> Oh
<Tripper> well it turns me on
* Tripper starts rubbing the bishops thys
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> do I know y ou?
<Tripper> You want more?
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> honestly? is this one of my pals giving me a hard time?
<Tripper> You do now...we are friendly..
<Tripper> honey
* Tripper rubs ass
* Tripper gropes ass
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> I would love to, but I cannot in my official PlanetMedalofHonor account here
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> perhaps when i come back in as only THeBishop
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> but when i have [PMOH] on my sig i cannot
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> sorry
<Tripper> well, baby, lets make a date
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> a date. you're a Kiwi, am i right?
<Tripper> No, a date for online fun...meeting in real life is tabooooo
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> why is that?
<Tripper> Because its too naughty
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> really. and why is it TOO naughty?
<Tripper> Because we might get caught....I have a significant other...
<Tripper> Thats to naughty. I can play secretly now...
* Tripper blows a kiss
<Tripper> Do you want to play later?
<Tripper> Whats your email...?
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> yes, tha twould b efine
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> and you should KNOW my email
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> its not a secret
<Tripper> Really?
<Tripper> I dont know what it is
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> if you go look for it at PMOM
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> er PMOH
<Tripper> Okay...you'll be hearing from me, baby...
* Tripper tounges Bishops shaft slightly
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> you ought not to say those things right now --
i'd have to follow protocol and remove you from the forums
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> if you would like to chat later, just wiat til i'm not working eh?
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> hey
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> by the way
<Tripper> Great
<[PMOH]TheBishop|away> e-mail me soon, okay?
.....What do you make of it?