EA CAN GO KISS MY ASS - Page 3

Kraut Killer · 08-29-2001, 08:46 AM

Okay... here's my theory. They might just be fucking with us. Giving us crap that will make you guys all pissed, I personally didn't care, for a number of weeks then topping it off with the demo. It's just like all the crap you have to do before you can get a broad into bed, save for sluts, buying flowers and all that crap. If there are any broads that read this, I don't know any way of trying to explain it to you because, unless you're monstrously ugly, most guys will jump into bed at the letting go of a hat, we won't wait for you to drop it. ANYWAY, that's one possibility, the other is that they fucked up with the updates. They used their good shit first and are left with piddling crap. Either way... no big deal. Don't get so excited over it, it's just the web sight, not the game.

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Maverick · 08-29-2001, 09:03 AM

very rude...

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Recycled Spooge · 08-29-2001, 09:33 AM

WOW! I just watched the making of Band of Brothers on HBO and I feel much better. I even downloaded a pretty cool song.

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intrestedviewer · 08-29-2001, 09:39 AM

yikes, i wont even ask on that, come on though, considering that im gonna dish out 50 bucks on the game they should at least make the websight be updated with good stuff. Damn janiter, do better next time or ill have lil kids barf on the clean floors next week.

BadScript · 08-29-2001, 10:29 AM

Yeah well, this blows. Von P's "fact of the day" series are much better reads if you ask me

And I somehow agree with Hans, EA updating their web site *gasp* regularly to pimp a game, it HAS to be a frickin' promising game.

Well, 3 more updates like this to go my fellow aa fans

Japple · 08-30-2001, 01:25 AM

I THINK IT IT IS TIME TO START A REBELLION...MwaaaaaHaHaHaaHaaHaaaaa. WHO WILL FOLLOW ME?
(Albow find the stongest, the most rusty, most hepititis B infected fishhooks you can find)

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Albow0001 · 08-30-2001, 03:51 AM

Will do. I'll check my friend's tackling box.

Wait, noone knows that story.
When i was back in grade 8 (ahh, the days), i went on this whole retreat thing with all the grade eights in the school. It was a three day thing, at a lake, up in shithole valley (the entire upper part of Ontario

).
So, some people brought fishing gear and stuff, to keep busy.
Well, i played basketball alot during that time, and one of my friends was practising casting OUT ON THE GODDAMN ROAD. God knows why this was.
Well, i went up to him, said "Wanna play some basketball?" and he went "Sure, lemme take the line apart and put it away. Well, i started walking off, i'd meet him on the court. As i was walking away, a friend showed im quick another way to do a cast.
I turned around to ask him if i should wait or not, and BOOM. He hit me in the eye with the fishing hook. He'd decided he was going to give that new cast a try.
And so, low and behold, here i am with a fishing hook thruogh my eyelid and eyebrow (a goddamn miracle). I was screaming at the stupid fuck like there was no tommorrow. Don't get me wrong, it didn't hurt much, though i could've lost an eye. I was just screaming "What sort of a stupid fuck practises casting on the road?"
Well, i finally get it out to find that all my swearing and cursing was to the huge circle of teachers and camp counsellors who had gathered around me....Jesus H McChrist...
Needless to say, i beat the living shit out of him later.

Anyways, nostalgia aside, yeah, i like using fishing hooks as a threat.

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fuel_200 · 08-30-2001, 07:04 AM

ROTFLMAO, That is the funniest damn thing i've heard all week! lol lol lol lol.

Milla · 08-30-2001, 07:14 AM

Yea you get use to funny shit from albow hes the funnyest freking person on the boards!

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Albow0001 · 08-30-2001, 07:29 AM

I dunno, whenever i see a topic that has ballisticwookie posting, right followed by Recycled spooge, i get a good laugh...

There's a fine line between funny and insanity. And somewhere, JJUUUUSSSTTT after that line, is where the funny stuff comes from.
Plus, i like to tell that story because that night i went and got a nice pity lay in the girls cabin. See, for some god awful reason, they put me and a bunch of other trouble makers on the hill right above the girls cabins, seperated from everyone else's cabins, right near the girls cabins.
So, that night, we were gonna sneak out and get a nice piece, and it happened to be the day i got hit in the eye. Well, all else went according to plan: The laxative in coffee trick works quite well, We got past the only patrolling teacher (who barely patrolled anyways) and right down the hill.
It was hilarious...we all put on shoe polish like a commando raid, snuck down the hill, got to the cabins...it was great.
Only real problem that arose was that my girl, Tina, was a bit of a screamer, and couldn't hold herself back afteer a few minutes...
The rest isn't for unpriviledged ears, though trust me it is funny...I'll tell my closer pals, come get me on the chatroom.

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I mista T! You doubta i mista T? I pity you Foo!!! I will eat you soul! Stop you jibba jabba and listen to MR T!

101st Airborne
Rendezvous with Destiny's Child.
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Recycled Spooge · 08-30-2001, 08:54 AM

Yes, thank you kind sir.

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fuel_200 · 08-30-2001, 08:55 AM

3 more updates...?

superdude · 08-30-2001, 08:58 AM

WOW! i just read this thing. Gerard, take a huge freakin chill pill. then call me in the morning so Mr. Hat can smack u bitches up!

lol, good night peeps!

Albow0001 · 08-30-2001, 09:11 AM

Well, looks like three more weeks of bitching and fishhooks (hehehe)

Now badscript, you've gotta know a little bit about what's on the horizon after the wehrmacht special, right?

And Kraut, funny way of putting...why would you need to wait for the hat to be dropped though? Prolly done before it hits the ground

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I mista T! You doubta i mista T? Foo!!! I will eat you soul! Stop you jibba jabba and listen to MR T!
101st Airborne
Rendezvous with Destiny's Child.
http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/alzmaps2/

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Albow0001 · 08-31-2001, 01:39 AM

She was good

She was a screamer tho (

Miller)

Anyways, that's more than innappropriate. A gentleman never screws and tells. Wait...
Either way, I do believe she'd logged enough sack time to justify her quality...

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I mista T! You doubta i mista T? I pity you Foo!!! I will eat you soul! Stop you jibba jabba and listen to MR T!

101st Airborne
Rendezvous with Destiny's Child.
http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/alzmaps2/