[Pyro]

or actually fuck a chick instead of using your hand.

exactly

Have you had sex with the asain prince Germ?

nope.

[Eight Ace]

...but do you think you'd like to?... cool:

[Von Paulus]

"Men - if you constantly wake up with an erection, you may have to take evasive action. The erection may be caused by the need to urinate. You can overcome this problem by inserting a small plastic tube into your penis and up into your bladder before going to bed at night.
The air line from your fish tank will do fine.
Run the open end of the tube into a plastic bag and secure the bag firmly with a rubber band. Your urine will run straight through from your bladder to the plastic bag. No need to urinate! No erection!
Of course you may end up with a nasty infection in your urethra and bladder from a dirty plastic tube but don't worry. An infected urethra and bladder is very painful and the pain will also help discourage an erection.

A WORD OF CAUTION! Be very discreet when inserting the tube into yourself. If your little brother or sister walks into your room when your shoving the tube up your penis, into your bladder, it will be very difficult to explain to them exactly what you're doing.
Be sure to put the tube back into the fish tank each morning so the fish won't die from lack of oxygen. Good thing those fish don't know where that tube was the night before."


oOo:

So that's how it's done...

shove a tube up there? i don't even think the gays are for that

[Eight Ace]

...yes, that's assuming you haven't gone to bed after a "night on the piss"...
I mean...what if you get it wrong... and wake up in a urine pool of dead fish...?.. oOo:

[Recycled Spooge]

That website is one big diatribe. :P Why are you guys looking for ways to stop masturbating? What's the point? Why would you want to stop? If you want to stop, then you should get caught by your grandma or your mom, and that will freak you out enough to stop. Not that this has ever happened to me before. happy:

[cameltoe]

once i went 3 weeks but then free time just got kinda boring so i went back into action

[SoLiDUS]

2 Weeks: that was my maximum without "exercising"...

Morning woods don't count! biggrin:

[SoLiDUS]

[quote="Recycled Spooge":c251c]That website is one big diatribe. :P Why are you guys looking for ways to stop masturbating? What's the point? Why would you want to stop? If you want to stop, then you should get caught by your grandma or your mom, and that will freak you out enough to stop. Not that this has ever happened to me before. happy:[/quote:c251c]

A diatribe AND a weak joke... mwah:

[Sergeant_Scrotum]

who said anything about wanting to quit?

PICTURE OF MASTERBATORE

[img]http://www.angelfire.com/on4/selfabuse/peeweemugshot.jpg[/img]

like wtf.. they make it sound like were different from the rest of society. i jerk off like 3 times a day.. no biggie. i tried to go for a month without it, but lasted a week.

[Zoner]

Boys, it's natural and healthy. Slap that shit and fuggedaboudit.


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