Funniest Kill you ever made? - Page 2

BostoN · 11-30-2002, 01:43 AM

My most hilarious kill (and most memorable) would be when I clubbed {-BaH-} Fem to death.

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 11-30-2002, 07:17 AM

i was at omaha and i was being chased by 3 allies and i got in a crater hole threw nades all around it and they all died.......then the hole blew up oOo:

Rommel M. · 11-30-2002, 09:53 AM

In the Stalingrad map, I had a Kar98k and I was snipin ppl, and this one allied soldier jumped out of a window and I killed him on the way down and he was like "wtf". comegetsome: eatthis:

The Counter-Sniper · 12-01-2002, 11:23 PM

I have to share this, because I laughed about it the whole night. I was playing in one of the lesser known SNIPER servers, there were 8 of us. Now this is a bare bones SNIPER ONLY server with all other weapons disabled(no ammo) and bashing with handguns neutralized. Well, after awhile a new player comes onto the server, we'll call him "X". This was the Destroyed Village map and i was crouched low behind a wall for cover looking out over the main square of the street waiting for a target of opportunity before switching positions.

I'm sitting there, when I hear an audible CLICK CLICK CLICK in rapid succession behind me. I turn around and there is "X" with a shotgun pointing it in my face attempting to shoot me. He just keeps going CLICK CLICK CLICK and I just keep loooking at him laughing. He then pulls out this .45 and. . .yep, CLICK CLICK CLICK. He then types on the screen : "WTF!" This whole time I'm just looking at this guy shaking my head, he then tries to pistol whip me. . .nothing happens, of course. He then types again : "hey dude, WTF, why doesn't my pistol work?" I then type in response : "This is a SNIPER ONLY server, all other weapons damage has been disabled." His response is "that's gay dude, why the f**k are you guys playing like that?" I just sigh. "X" then puts away his pistol and just stands there looking at me, after which several seconds expire and I begin to wonder what the hell he is doing when he types "sh*t, there's no grenades?" I type in response again "The only weapon you can use is a sniper rifle." to which he replies "man that is so f**kin lame." I sigh in resignation as I realize "X" just will not get it and he is beginning to slightly annoy me at this point as do all people who come into servers clearly labelled SNIPERS ONLY and complain about not being able to use whatever weapon they wish, he enforces my point my bringing out the shotgun again and begins that now famous CLICK CLICK CLICK, after which he types again "f**kin bullsh*t." Now this guy is no more than 3 feet away from me still trying to shoot me with his damned shotgun that has no ammo. So, I calmly turn my KAR98K sniper rifle toward him while he is still going. . .

CLICK CLICK CLICK

I zoom in with my scope. . .

CLICK CLICK CLICK

At this short distance his face takes up my entire scope. . .

CLICK. . .CLICK

He then in a moment of realization begins running away from me. I let him get about halfway up the street. . .and then I snipe him in the head. LOL! biggrin:

the next message on the screen after "X was sniped by the Counter Sniper in the head" was "X had left the battle". Dude, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. That was the ultimate kill of the night.

Well. . .sorry it took so long to tell, but that has been my funniest kill to date. biggrin:

(5th)Captain Rodriguez · 12-02-2002, 02:24 AM

I can't single out one single kill but I will say this. There is nothing more humiliating in the game of MOHAA then bashing someone over the head and killing them. I love it when a Shotguner runs up to me shooting left and right while I have a pistol in hand. I get so close to them that their shotguns are useless. Perhaps even more funny is jumping over a rocket and then running up to them while they are in their slow reload process and bitch slapping them to death lol.

Punk_Bitch · 12-02-2002, 07:46 PM

I cant figure out why some people are so stupid. They see me and shoot. They start to follow me and BOOM, they die. Most replies are WTF!!! I don't think they realize the old drop the nade and run tactic?!?! Thats my tip of the day.

drunkenbob · 12-02-2002, 10:06 PM

my funniest kill was in v2 obj i had a rocket and i was standin on the catwalk across from the control room and i look down and theres 4 allied players running out the door under me so i jump into the middle of them and shoot the rocket just before i cratered killing them all bigzooka: M16:

Major Homer Simpson · 12-02-2002, 10:25 PM

I was in a costome traning map where there was only 2 spawn points next to each other in this house with a wall that could be blown out to see the bathroom, and a TV set wich you can shoot at to reaveal the playboy chanal. me and a bunch of allies and axis sat on the two couches in the room to watch the old boob toob. after a while of whatcing it i got bored and droped a kamikazzie gernade for us all to munch on. I laghed to point of almost $HiTing my pants lol.
I even took pictures of it and I'd show them to you all but I don't know how to enable them for the forum.

Xorcist [USA] · 12-02-2002, 11:29 PM

i got one, although it isnt a solo kill, it was hilarious.

i was playing v-2 obj (no respawn) and was on allies. allies were getting owned and there was one guy who would sit out on the lawn and kill the ocassional axis that happened to walk outside, but other than that he would never leave a 5 foot area. those allies who had been dead for awhile were getting pissed about having to wait until the next round cause this guy wouldnt even try to go after the objective. so we bitched about this in spectator mode for about three rounds and then decided to all go axis and rape this lawnboy. this server held 20 peeps and it was 19 on 1 for like 5 rounds the whole time telling him to stop camping or leave. sounds ghey, but that was the funniest thing i have ever seen on the game. 5 rounds in less than 5 minutes. the guy moved out after that.

=BA-MF=LoneGunner65=2nd=c · 12-03-2002, 10:44 AM

Well thats because their stupid sometimes they corner u and dont shoot they just trap u and wat i did was throw a grenade in the air and ran and the next thing i herd was about 6 or 7 soliders yelling i looked back they were all dead they should have never hesitated. biggrin:

Major Homer Simpson · 12-04-2002, 05:50 PM

does anyone know how to place screen shots in the forum? I'd like to show some of the funny pictures i took. freak: fire2: fire2: fire2: fire2: fire2: swordfight:

=BA-MF=LoneGunner65=2nd=c · 12-06-2002, 11:09 AM

mmm i dont know

Punk_Bitch · 12-07-2002, 03:10 AM

Screenshots? Just ask the peeps who post their best games to brag. hehe

Sgt. Tsunami · 12-07-2002, 12:35 PM

[quote="Major Homer Simpson":da44c]does anyone know how to place screen shots in the forum? I'd like to show some of the funny pictures i took. freak: fire2: fire2: fire2: fire2: fire2: swordfight:[/quote:da44c]

You upload them on the net, then do [img]screenshot%20URL[/img]

My funniest kill was on V2, I was the last axis and Judas was the last allie. I had a Kar and was under the catwalks that led to the control room. I see him above me and expecting him to jump down at me, I switch to the pistol. He jumped and I shoot once and HIT HIM IN THE HEAD. I laughed my ass off for hours.

super_kos · 12-08-2002, 01:11 AM

Once again in Stalingrad. It was infact a tk that went prefectly to plan! My clan mate Erimines was crouched at a window cooking a nade, and just as he was about to launch it, I jumped onto the window ledge. He threw the nade, it hit my back, bounced back and blew himself up! I was pissing my pants for hours after that. biggrin: