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Default One tight ass game - 12-01-2002, 01:52 AM

[gay_boring_story]Back in the fifth grade (six years ago), our class always had "computer lab" where we learned really gay crap about Word '95. well, after we would finish our work, which consisted of typing horsecrap like "Timmy tang the twat trumpet in Timbucktu." over and over, we were allowed to play this sweet, sweet game. I forgot the name of it, and the graphics were just as bad as Wolfenstein 3D, but the object of the game was to take the role of some dirty trucker with piss stains on his shirt (no joke), and drive around the U.S.A and deliver loads and loads of random shit.

The great part about this game was all the stuff you could do. There was no linear way of going about your way to deliver the crap. You could pick up hitchhikers, sleep in a rat-infested motel, and even run over dozens of innocent fuckers on the side of the street. You could also be a dick and sell your truck load of stuff to some bums on the street, and you got to keep the money for yourself. This was the best part, because you could then go to the bars in the cities and have all the damn beer you wanted. The only bad thing was if you sold too much of the stuff, you would get fired. I could go on for hours about this ridiculously stupid, but fun game. Man, it was great.[/gay_boring_story]
  
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Default Re: One tight ass game - 12-01-2002, 01:55 AM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":68126][gay_boring_story]Back in the fifth grade (six years ago), our class always had "computer lab" where we learned really gay crap about Word '95. well, after we would finish our work, which consisted of typing horsecrap like "Timmy tang the twat trumpet in Timbucktu." over and over, we were allowed to play this sweet, sweet game. I forgot the name of it, and the graphics were just as bad as Wolfenstein 3D, but the object of the game was to take the role of some dirty, trucker with piss stains on his shirt (no joke), and drive around the U.S.A and deliver loads and loads of random shit.

The great part about this game was all the stuff you could do. There was no linear way of going about your way to deliver the crap. You could pick up hitchhikers, sleep in a rat-infested motel, and even run over dozens of innocent fuckers on the side of the street. You could also be a dick and sell your truck load of stuff to some bums on the street, and you got to keep the money for yourself. This was the best part, because you could then go to the bars in the cities and have all the damn beer you wanted. The only bad thing was if you sold too much of the stuff, you would get fired. I could go on for hours about this ridiculously stupid, but fun game. Man, it was great.[/gay_boring_story][/quote:68126]



i remember this old stupid trucking game that sounds like that
  
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Default 12-01-2002, 01:56 AM

anyone remember the Kings Quest and Police Quest games


boy i wish i could play police quest again, (can you)
  
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Default 12-01-2002, 01:58 AM

I remember Kings Quest 5. Damnit I never beat that game, but came so close. I have never heard of Police Quest.
  
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Default 12-01-2002, 02:02 AM

nonono not police quest it was Space quest

my bad eek: [/b]
  
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Default 12-01-2002, 02:08 AM

I remember Space Quest. It was just like this other game I had, Sam and Max hit the Road. God I loved that game, so funny. I still have it too.
  
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Default 12-01-2002, 02:23 AM

CROSS CANADA HIGHWAY HAHAHAHAHA dude that game was fucking the funniest shit. too bad u couldnt really do half the stuff u just said (runnin g over people)
  
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Default 12-01-2002, 04:55 AM

i remember playing oregon trail in school...pathetic game..but better than doing grad 6 math
  
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Default 12-01-2002, 06:42 AM

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i remember playing oregon trail in school...pathetic game..but better than doing grad 6 math
I loved that game, back then computers where really bad.
  
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Default 12-01-2002, 07:44 AM

The old Oregan Trail kicked ass. Alls I did was stock up on ammo and over hunt biggrin:
  
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Default 12-01-2002, 08:12 AM

yes i wish they had a knife where u could hunt downt those damn animals



  
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Default 12-01-2002, 09:06 AM

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The old Oregan Trail kicked ass. Alls I did was stock up on ammo and over hunt biggrin:
Me too, hunting in oregon trail was so fun. That was the whole game for me. Trade all my food and money for guns and ammo and go on a bear hunt evil:
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Default 12-01-2002, 12:41 PM

Oregon Trail was great. I would go into the woods and shoots tons of deer and rabbit then only be able to take 10 pounds back to the wagon. I almost always sunk my wagon when crossing a river though....


  
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Default 12-01-2002, 01:02 PM

ah yes Cross County Canada I think the truck game was well here is a link for all old games. [url:85cc6]http://www.the-underdogs.org/[/url:85cc6]

I love that site all your old games but follow the rules.................
  
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Default 12-01-2002, 01:16 PM

I remember that game.
only my school had Macs and we had to exercise on this stupid typing program that had an annoying hurdles runner who would trip when you mistype.
  
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