[Pyro]

[quote="mr.miyagi":cb2e4]Tripper-the fuckin man, wins new zealand beauty pagents weekly
Milla-secsy beast, stunt double for josh harnett in black hawk down
Innoxx-sigs from heaven
Eight Ace-funny as fuck ozzy
Ninty9-str8 up cool dude who will be in the two towers this christmas
Rudedog-good helpful guy
Low Spark-a funny father of ours, look up to him!
B Joe-helpful and enjoys lollipop sigs
Bean-funny and mad
Solitas Jane-wicked finnish version of coolio. had a sexy gf until recently
Chickengood4u-never comes on here but says random weird comments
Slinky-veteran with cool slinky style
jujumantb-not as regular as he was.. but a good laugh
Soli-cheeky monkey
Gio-wants my girl but he's forgiven
Miscguy-the master of sigs
Garry Coleman-its garry coleman for christ sake, what can go wrong
con Brio-fellow ladysman havin a nice time with a mysterious girl
Pyro-his posts seem to be getting smaller but he's aight
Arkan-THE ASS MAN girly thread messiah COMETH
Bleuachdu-all round good guy
ktog3-niceguyktog
Anti hero-great wit the ol' paintshop, should be in the strokes, top man
Vance1-polite young man who is where i need to be right now..

There'll be more but i generally love the rest of ya in some twisted way[/quote:cb2e4]

The xbox system is the brain child of Seamus Blackley, a 32-year-old red-haired jazz pianist and nuclear physicist. To quote him: "I was flying back from visiting [my girlfriend] and I had just got a new laptop and I was trying it out on the plane and I was thinking about graphics cards and I realized that we could make a machine that had much higher performance than anything else in the industry." Yeah, it's called PC dumbass. Real revolutionary idea. Take existing hardware, throw it together in a big clunky box and call it a console. Everything about the system reeks of poor design. Rather than getting a hand full of the most talented game developers in the world (here's a hint: YOU WON'T FIND THEM MAKING PC TITLES IN THE US ASSHOLE--GO TO JAPAN) and designing a system around the games from the ground up, Blackley comes along with an unlimited supply of stupid ideas about the gaming industry and designs a system that he himself admitted to being "little more than exposed cards with processors and graphics chips hooked to a monitor." No shit? I couldn't tell from how HUGE the case is. It's almost as if it was thrown together with pieces bought off of a store shelf--oh wait. What more, once he senses the impending fizzle of the launch, he bails from the company to work someplace else--where he'll inevitably spawn more stupid ideas.


The xbox controller has to be by far the shittiest controller packed with a home console ever. What were they thinking? Over 25% of the surface area on the controller is wasted by a giant green Xbox jewel--you know, in case you forget what system you're playing in between loading screens. You can seriously drop the controller onto a cat from 5 feet and break its back... so I've heard.

What Microsoft should have done was team up with Sega to buy all their unsold Dreamcasts and just use them as controllers for the Xbox. It probably would have been smaller than the 8 lb atrocity that they have now.

Blackley thought he had the formula for a great system because all the components were there for a great system (and they are): a powerful graphics chip, a beefy hard drive, a fast processor and DVD capabilities. What he failed to realize was that just because you have all the raw material to make a great system doesn't mean it's going to be great. Saying the Xbox is a good system because it's powerful is like saying you made a great painting because you used the best set of paints.

The Xbox is designed by people who think they know a joystick from their assholes. The problem is that they're mostly fat white business men and not gamers. They're out to make a buck and it's painfully obvious in how poorly they're marketing the system (I think they've cornered the market on middle-aged men who buy one or two sports titles per year for their system).

The last figures I heard were that Microsoft was eating $150 on every Xbox sale because they had hoped to subsidize the hardware cost with software sales. Too bad that all their software is shit, otherwise their plan might have worked. Unfortunately, Microsoft has deep pockets so we'll probably have to endure a couple more years of mediocre Xbox titles until Microsoft's share holders decide they've had enough. Don't buy an Xbox. Or if you do, wait until something worth buying comes out for it first.

For all you inevitably offended Xbox owners and developers, quit bitching. I'm not hell bent on the ruin of the Xbox, and I'll eventually buy one, but not until some 'decent' shit comes out for it (ie, more than one game worth purchasing). The point of this article is that there are a lot of dumb cocks out there who buy systems out of blind devotion to the company rather than the games.

A lot of people email me asking which console I prefer. The console I prefer is the console with the most games that I want to play, and right now Gameboy Advance and PS2 have the most games that I want to play.

represent cool:

[Coleman]

lol pyro...J00 da man/kid!

[Old Reliable]

type about something intellectual

[Nitro]

What about me? WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEE!?!?!?!?

[KTOG]

Rudedog-Too much to say
Strik0r-Hooks a brother up
Pyr0-Always has your back (ps2 is the best)
Low Spark-don't know him well, but uses logic when arguing
Old Reliable-Speaks his mind, Rocket Whore
Gary Coleman-POAAC member and a great landshark
Mr Miyagi-Nice Guy, Pimp
Tripper-Funny guy
Innoxx-Takes no shit
ninty9-provides relavant info, but still has a sense of humor
Nitro-nice sig heh (why aren't you on the aa.com server anymore?)
Sgt. Tsunami-Crazy Cracka
Oldguy-Millenium Man
Bazooka Joe-kturd, Helper to all, smoke nade n()()b
Dustin0096-WHERES MY BANDALORE MOD
Judas-what a spammer
MR. SPECIAL ED-Doesn't care what peeps say ED FOR MOD!
Frambosie-l33t s!g m4k3r


this is all i can recall for now, but you guys make my visits to the aa.com forum worth it.

[Recycled Spooge]

What?! Two guys made huge lists, and I wasn't on neither of them. cry: And who do I like here? Flipside obviously. ......And Nitro, since he has the best sig. I love jacking off to cartoon porn: preferably Hentai.

[Tripper]

j00 GUYS SO THE BEST! LOVE IN THE AIR. biggrin:

[quote:15510]Tripper-the fuckin man, wins new zealand beauty pagents weekly[/quote:15510]

*Blushes* Awww, thanksyous Miyagi! I have been known to turn a few heads. happy:

[quote:15510]Tripper-Funny guy[/quote:15510]

Yousa on my list. I love j00 so.

[KTOG]

[quote="Recycled Spooge":f373c]What?! Two guys made huge lists, and I wasn't on neither of them. cry: And who do I like here? Flipside obviously. ......And Nitro, since he has the best sig. I love jacking off to cartoon porn: preferably Hentai. [/quote:f373c]

I WANT YOUR BODY ... oOo:

well, spooge you liked my steven hawkins dance link so you can be on the list. So can vance1, cuz he pwns.

[Judas]

Judas eek:

[Wilko]

*sobs*

[Zap. USMC]

[quote:f3518]I love jacking off to cartoon porn: preferably Hentai. [/quote:f3518]

LMAO! ME TOO!

angel:

[Vance]

Originally Posted by Nitro

What about me? WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEE!?!?!?!?

I put you on my list f00!

[quote="Recycled Spooge":a349f]What?! Two guys made huge lists, and I wasn't on neither of them. cry: And who do I like here? Flipside obviously. ......And Nitro, since he has the best sig. I love jacking off to cartoon porn: preferably Hentai. [/quote:a349f]
Thats just nasty hake:

whats the differents ur location is:jackin' off in NYC
hake:
hake:
hake:
hake:

well its just that i dont jack off to cartoons