[Bazooka_Joe]

Great wedding, you got Judas standing in the row, some guy pissing in the grass outback, and her ex-husband standing in the back waiting to beat the hell out of Star.

Here's what you do next time.

A) Show up to the wedding drunk
B) Try to make out with the bride
C) Try to make out with the groom
D) Piledrive the minister
E) Pass out on the alter (Do all of this when you're really tired)

I had people laughing for hours when I did this.