[Bucknub]

lmao ya right!

Well one time...this night..... I had a whole shitload of choclate milk and pastatio nuts.....OMFG the next day was fucking brutal..... I woke up to goto school..... and First period... I had to fucking fart like a mother fucker... but I couldnt cuz of all the ppl in my class... so I held it in... and that just made it worse..... after a couple of minutes...... it happened again... so im like ok .. Im goona shit my pants... so I was like if it does it one more time Im going home.....so guess what...... it did it agian.... so I ran to the office and signed out... and called my mom to pick me up..... so i went out side to wait for her..... and thinking "PLEASE FUCKING HURRY UP"...like fucking 15mins later she shows up.....so I ran in the car,,, and was like HURRYY UP> I GOTTA TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT.....
so she drove home as fast as she could..... and believe it or not a fucking ran to the tiolet and shit like a fucking fire hose burst open.....
man I was fucking this close |--| to shitting my pants in the car.....

phew..... happy: