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Holy Crap I'm A Step Dad! -
12-18-2002, 04:25 PM
The missus' water broke at 8am today she phoned me at 20 past. 6 and half hours later her son and my step son was born. Its called jamie, a healthy 7lbs 1ounce.
Looks a spitting imagine of his wanker of a biological dad who claims its not his, but f*ck him. Me and the missus and jamie have a future to look forward to.
Im so scared!
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12-18-2002, 04:27 PM
Well congrats captain bunny!
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12-18-2002, 04:28 PM
Sweet buddie!! Congrats! hope ya have fun with him and raise him to be a respectable member of society. As for the other guy, fuck em. He doesn't know that he's missing out on the joy of family!
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12-18-2002, 04:31 PM
Congrats on your new SON..yes SON, not stepson because your going to be that childs father, not that other guy. Anyway, congrats, I"m sure if you need any advise there are a few fathers on this forum that will be happy to help you out.
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General of the Army
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12-18-2002, 04:31 PM
Congrats, d00d! happy:
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12-18-2002, 05:28 PM
Remember your kids put you into your retirement center. So plan accordingly or else. Also raise him as you would want to be raised big thing.
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12-18-2002, 05:43 PM
Congratulations. Hope everything goes well.
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Location: Heading towards my couch for a free lap dance
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12-18-2002, 07:54 PM
Kids scare me. ed:
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Re: Holy Crap I'm A Step Dad! -
12-18-2002, 08:27 PM
[quote="Captain Bunny":44ca8]Its called jamie, a healthy 7lbs 1ounce.
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That's a great name for an "It" LOL! No nookie for you for a while, something like 3 months? Because of some wierd infection, right?
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12-18-2002, 08:35 PM
congrats!
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Location: You'll know from which direction the bullet hits.
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12-18-2002, 09:30 PM
Outstanding, DAD! You're that child's true father. biggrin:
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12-19-2002, 05:52 PM
Haha i meant "he" not "it". shh dont let the missus see that i said that.
yeah no nookie for a wee while. that kids going to see more of her tits than i will oOo:
His "dad" has a 2 year old son to another lassie. he sees that one though. but screw him, he is a pratt.
Cool thing about after a woman has had her kid, her stomach is like a big jelly, its cool as hell to sit and press!
and she never beat the living day lights out of me or swore once when she was having him. plus the student midwife was the same one who visited my sister after she had her first kid, its a small world - we were having a chat about this and that, while my girl is standing there getting high on the gas.
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12-19-2002, 06:47 PM
no offense man but jamie? did you secretly want a girl oOo:
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12-19-2002, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by cameltoe
no offense man but jamie? did you secretly want a girl oOo:
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Jamie goes back a long way, its quite scottish.
She knew she was having a boy, I didnt choose the name. Its just a name, dont knock it. |
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General of the Army
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12-19-2002, 07:05 PM
How old are u bunny?
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Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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