Dirty Toilet Humor

Chavez · **Dirty Toilet Humor -** 12-19-2002, 08:34 AM

Any one seen those words of wit written on toilet walls?

Post 'em here.

I saw this one in a Pub.

He who writes these words of wit
Rolls his shit in little balls
And he who reads these words of wit
Eats those little balls of shit.

Static · 12-19-2002, 09:41 AM

Usually things like ..
I was ere
not for long
had a spliff
and then was gone

pretty lame really oOo:

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 12-19-2002, 11:12 AM

ok........ oOo:

Das Blitz fire2:

ninty · 12-19-2002, 12:07 PM

I saw a connect the dots game with boogers once on the wall. oOo:

cameltoe · 12-19-2002, 12:36 PM

"be here at 830 for hot lovin"

Old Reliable · 12-19-2002, 01:05 PM

I sat here broken hearted,
tried to shit,
but only farted

Vance · 12-19-2002, 01:29 PM

How frickin old is that

Sotilas Jane · 12-19-2002, 01:33 PM

"Paska juttu"

Which means "Shit happends"

Written with the same stuff hake:

Tripper · 12-19-2002, 02:13 PM

All there is in the toiltes I go to, is tagging.

I used a toilet at this party once, there was shit EVERYWHERE. Piss all over the floor...So I didn't actually use it. I feel sorry for the poor family whos house it was... biggrin:

negative · 12-19-2002, 03:12 PM

usually the toilets i go into is tagging too.

hey tripper-i didnt know new zealand was all like that

Loki_Returns · 12-19-2002, 03:15 PM

my favorite thing to do is take a crap in my hands and throw it over the stalls. usually it lands right on their head. it gets my hands a bit messy, but hey, it's worth it. mwah:

12-19-2002, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vance1

How frickin old is that

haha did you get that from dumb and dumber