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View Poll Results: Should butters cockslap his mother?
Hell Yes 19 61.29%
Hell No 1 3.23%
WTF is a cockslap? 3 9.68%
You're on crack aren't you? 8 25.81%
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Default 12-25-2002, 10:48 PM

Yea she is a bitch.

Plus you are all forgetting that I'm not gettin these gifts. She's "GOING TO FUCKIN RETURN THEM!" is what she said.
  
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Default 12-25-2002, 10:51 PM

I wouldn't hit her, going a bit over board there. Since she is your Mother and is a woman.

I'd just break it to her how you feel...

OR just go to her and apologise. Cause maybe she is pissed about something.
  
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Default 12-25-2002, 10:54 PM

I won't hit her. I'm still trying to think about when I get kicked out, or run away. Where am I gonna go and how will I get money.

I already told you, I've tried apolgizing her. I said "Merry Christmas" this morning and I was told to fuck off.
  
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Default 12-25-2002, 10:56 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":0692b]I won't hit her. I'm still trying to think about when I get kicked out, or run away. Where am I gonna go and how will I get money.

I already told you, I've tried apolgizing her. I said "Merry Christmas" this morning and I was told to fuck off.[/quote:0692b]

Shit on her bed...




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 12-25-2002, 10:57 PM

in the real world people earn money by the process called working.
  
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Default 12-25-2002, 10:57 PM

You're a senior, right??

If you are, then get the fuck out and move with some friends... then take the ASVAB and join the military. We're going to war anyways, might as well make yourself useful the being a homeless homo.

Start a career there, if not, get out use the GI BILL and get some college education. You can start your own life without your parents help... just totally ignore your Mom for awhile and have HER come to you and say sorry.

Maybe something is bothering her... talk to her or something.
  
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Default 12-25-2002, 11:00 PM

If all else fails.... move out get a job and learn the hard way. It almost happened to me.....
  
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Default 12-25-2002, 11:08 PM

yes join your so called army and become another expendible number! fun fun fun!
  
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Default 12-25-2002, 11:08 PM

wow your all f'n nuts...
  
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Default 12-25-2002, 11:10 PM

Yeah, Handjob has a point, you could be like Pvt. Pyle... cept don't kill yourself, let the "land tropedos" do that for you.
  
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Default 12-25-2002, 11:11 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":7b3e1]
I already told you, I've tried apolgizing her. I said "Merry Christmas" this morning and I was told to fuck off.[/quote:7b3e1]

When she said fuck off to me "i would of curesed her ass out dude, and im not kidding, i wouldnt curse my mom out ever, but if she said that to me, i'd snap, i'd go fucking haywire with bad words to her. Than my dad would hit me across the room biggrin:


  
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Default 12-25-2002, 11:11 PM

Shit, you're pissed off at your mom right? I probably wanna kill her, right? The army can help you get your kill on.
  
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Default 12-25-2002, 11:14 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":f3e4d]No you know what I'm fucking bitchin about is the fact that I get left to myself on christmas! You know that BoB is the only thing I got that was on my list? HUH did you know that? How about since I've been 8 I've asked for a fucking telescope but never got one. Instead she gave my cousin a telescope? What about that? You guys can go fuck yourselves! Considering I got about 4 gifts while my sisters got about 20 each, including the fact that my parents bought one of my sisters a house! WTF is that about? What about how on christmas when my siblings first go there license they all got NEW cars?

Oh and apologizing too her? I wake up this morning and say "merry christmas mom!" She turns and says "fuck off, I'm still not talking to you" Gee what mom is that loving ? She got BoB on DVD, the only thing I liked. She got me a bunch of clothes that I would never wear! And she fuckin knows this. Everyday she's trying to mold me into something that I'm not! I'm so fuckin tired of her. Even my sisters and grandmother agree. My sisters were like "Why is it we have more gifts than you, Eric?"

Boy howdy, good thing you guys know my mom better than I do! Hmm how about when she forgot my 16th B-day? OR heck, when she calls me a "fuckin loser" when I'm sick and can't go too school?

It's not like I didn't get anything for her. I got her a 150 dollar gift certifcate to Jo-Ann fabrics ( she likes sewing) and a 60 dollar frying pan.

Gee can't wait to wake up on my 18th B-day and get kicked out! Should be a wonderful fuckin time![/quote:f3e4d]

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Grow up you stupid whiny prick. You didn't get the DVD's you wanted this year? TOUGH SHIT. I was nice before but then I read this post. You need a dose of reality son. OK, so we've established that your mom sucks. Big Deal. At least you eat dinner every night and don't bullshit me like you don't eat a lot, I've seen your pictures. I remember one Christmas when i was in High School where none of my family got shit. It was a great Christmas, you know why? Instead of worrying about shopping malls and DvD boxed sets, we spent time with each other. I really love all my family and its a shame you hate yours. Because one day you'll realize that family really matters. And god damn I can't believe how much of a crying materialistic sack of shit you are. You really need to grow up fast if you expect to go anywhere in life. I failed to see why Innoxx was picking on you so much earlier, but now I see what he saw. You're a worthless fuck. Make up with your mom and quit pissing me off.
  
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Default 12-25-2002, 11:20 PM

So 31% of u think im on crack eh?


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Default 12-25-2002, 11:22 PM

You guys have some messed up families
  
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