britney spears whooah ( . ) ( . ) - Page 3

-=[BAD]=-Thorshammer · 01-06-2003, 11:17 AM

i wouldn't mind finding out where she keeps the valves for inflating them though

Arkan · 01-06-2003, 11:20 AM

She has a nice body but her face needs work....she has a "Butterface"....everything is nice but-her-face !!

vVolf · 01-06-2003, 11:21 AM

[img]http://www.provence-creation-net.com/caricatures%20celebrites/Britney%20Spears.JPG[/img]
So so true. Britney is a slut.

Pfc.Green · 01-06-2003, 11:24 AM

She so fuckin annoying.

vVolf · 01-06-2003, 11:29 AM

[quote="Pfc.Green":c9f60]She so fuckin annoying.[/quote:c9f60]
=)

I forgot to post this in my last post.
[img]http://www.homestead.com/underage/files/retard.jpg[/img]

Her personality is faker than her tan.

She can't sing. I don't give a FUCK what you say about this one. She CAN'T!!! Her voice, although dubbed over so far it's hard to tell if it's even hers, is really nasal and annoying. If she COULD sing, she wouldn't lip sync at every show.

She isn't really pretty (her face makes me want to puke, and she has the ugliest eyes I've ever seen).

She has no talent.

She's a whore.

Her songs are fucking stupid and have no meaning aside from proving what a witless tramp she is. They just talk about how much she can't live without a guy or being slave to guys, or oops I'm a whore and I played you again, blah blah blah.

She acts like a sweet and innocent prissy, yet dresses like a $2 whore going through crack withdrawals.

She used N'Sync (who by the way, I am not a fan of in the least) to get famous.

Her voice is annoying.

She teaches children that it's ok to be a slut and says "I don't want to be a role model". The fact is, she doesn't have a choice, her fans will treat her as a role model regardless of what she wants.

She represents everything I hate about the American culture.

Her 15 minutes was up 2 years ago, but we can't seem to get rid of her.
Every time I turn on the TV I see her, and she's the last person I WANT to see.

Her personality, although fake, is really fucking annoying.
She says she isn't into sex, yet sells it every day.
She's really stupid.

I am sick of people defending her for dressing like a $2 whore (this only encourages it).

The image she tries to portray by dressing sexy is that she does it to "celebrate her womanhood". Well, I am sorry honey, but you are just defecating all over your womanhood by the way you act and dress.
My 11 year old cousin who is a fan of hers wants to be just like her, and is always asking for belly shirts and dressing slutty (despite my efforts to get her mom to stop letting her listen to the whore).

She has this whole country fooled (I realize this isn't hard to do in America), which I would almost respect her for, if it wasn't for her being Britney Spears.

She tells people to love their selves and bodies, yet her whole look is fake.

pest · 01-06-2003, 11:34 AM

Britney is hot, but she is lacking something, I cant quiet figure out what though.

Green - my grnadma would bitch slap you for that sig.

vVolf · 01-06-2003, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by pest

Britney is hot, but she is lacking something, I cant quiet figure out what though.

Quoted directly from Britney: "I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too." - Yes Britney, we all wish you weren't so fucking ugly, so get off our god damn televisions and radios already!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by pest

Green - my grnadma would bitch slap you for that sig.

heh heh heh.

Pfc.Green · 01-06-2003, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pest

Green - my grnadma would bitch slap you for that sig.

What, its just a group of soldiers rinding around a nice bon-fire[img]http://digital-agony.com/vets/forums/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] j/k

Bazooka_Joe · 01-06-2003, 01:46 PM

If anyone says that she did not get a boob job, Im sorry, you are just wrong.

vVolf · 01-06-2003, 01:54 PM

[img]http://www.geocities.com/carrielle/britplants.gif[/img]

BEFORE:
[img]http://www.geocities.com/carrielle/britbefore.gif[/img]

lol...

AFTER:
[img]http://www.geocities.com/carrielle/britafter.gif[/img]