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Default I had a dream about spooges girlfriend - 01-13-2003, 06:34 AM

Weel I just woke up... and I am pissed, I had this dream about spooges g/f.....I cant remember it all but I'll see what I can come up with.....

well my dream first started off in this weird fucked up world, where this people would melt and burn if they walked on the grass..... and me and my friends were equiped with these lightningh guns or something to defend off these creatures that were after us.....anyways.. one was chasing my friends I and then I saw off in the distance pamela anderson (wtf) so like we all ran over to her... and she was on her knees and hands and her ass was facing us... and I had a fuckin hard on so bad and I also had to take a piss...... so guess what I did.....I pissed in her ass!!... uGH! wtf...and then I ran over to my friends and laffed my ass off and told them what I did.. and they all gave me high fives..... after that... we all went to my friends house to to get cleaned up..... and then I saw spooges g/f in her room cleaning up ot seomthing , so I looked at her. but to make it obvious..... there was a mirror behind me... so I just stared at her reflection in the mirror..... anyways... she went down stairs to get some laundry. and when she came up..... she was wearing a white t-shirt with some white little crisp panties happy: and they were wedge in her butt crack happy: so im like omfg this cant be true..... so then she called me over, so I walk over and at this point she is lying on her bed..... she then asks me... if you like me so much why dont you go out with me... I said, I wouldnt mind going out with you... but you have a boyfriend.... and I looked at pics of her b/f in this magazine and who do I see in it? leonardo dicaprio.. lmao..... and then my dream took me somewhere else, which I cant remember..... so in the end I couldnt scored with spooges hot girlfriend...... but I fucked up my dream

sorry if it was too long..... and sorry if there are alot of spelling mistakes. its just woke up remember....

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Default Re: I had a dream about spooges girlfriend - 01-13-2003, 08:21 AM

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Weel I just woke up... and I am pissed, I had this dream about spooges g/f.....I cant remember it all but I'll see what I can come up with.....

well my dream first started off in this weird fucked up world, where this people would melt and burn if they walked on the grass..... and me and my friends were equiped with these lightningh guns or something to defend off these creatures that were after us.....anyways.. one was chasing my friends I and then I saw off in the distance pamela anderson (wtf) so like we all ran over to her... and she was on her knees and hands and her ass was facing us... and I had a fuckin hard on so bad and I also had to take a piss...... so guess what I did.....I pissed in her ass!!... uGH! wtf...and then I ran over to my friends and laffed my ass off and told them what I did.. and they all gave me high fives..... after that... we all went to my friends house to to get cleaned up..... and then I saw spooges g/f in her room cleaning up ot seomthing , so I looked at her. but to make it obvious..... there was a mirror behind me... so I just stared at her reflection in the mirror..... anyways... she went down stairs to get some laundry. and when she came up..... she was wearing a white t-shirt with some white little crisp panties happy: and they were wedge in her butt crack happy: so im like omfg this cant be true..... so then she called me over, so I walk over and at this point she is lying on her bed..... she then asks me... if you like me so much why dont you go out with me... I said, I wouldnt mind going out with you... but you have a boyfriend.... and I looked at pics of her b/f in this magazine and who do I see in it? leonardo dicaprio.. lmao..... and then my dream took me somewhere else, which I cant remember..... so in the end I couldnt scored with spooges hot girlfriend...... but I fucked up my dream

sorry if it was too long..... and sorry if there are alot of spelling mistakes. its just woke up remember....

later
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Default 01-13-2003, 09:01 AM

Hey my psychologist what does it mean if you have a dream where you go to school in your undies?
  
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Default 01-13-2003, 10:33 AM

I sometimes dont even have dreams but i dream about my gf most of the time. biggrin:
  
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Default 01-13-2003, 11:45 AM

heh, that's pretty funny.

I think the weirdest dream I ever had was when my friend and I were in the game Toejam & Earl for Genesis. Our heads were on their bodies, heh
  
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Default 01-13-2003, 11:47 AM

see children, drugs DO affect your brain
  
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Default Re: I had a dream about spooges girlfriend - 01-13-2003, 12:02 PM

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I'm a psychologist and according to my expert analysis, you love the cok.
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Default 01-13-2003, 12:17 PM

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Hey my psychologist what does it mean if you have a dream where you go to school in your undies?
Analysis: You love the cok.

Next. biggrin:


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Default 01-13-2003, 12:34 PM

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see children, drugs DO affect your brain
Haha biggrin:

Proof of that statement, I've never done drugs angel: , and I've also never had a dream like that, or if I have, I can't remember it. biggrin:
  
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Default 01-13-2003, 12:37 PM

What's wrong with dreaming about somebody else's hoe?
  
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Default 01-13-2003, 12:43 PM

i was refering to the other parts of zee dream
  
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Default 01-13-2003, 01:28 PM

So was I.
  
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Default Re: I had a dream about spooges girlfriend - 01-13-2003, 01:30 PM

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I also had to take a piss...... so guess what I did.....I pissed in her ass!!... uGH! wtf...and then I ran over to my friends and laffed my ass off and told them what I did.. and they all gave me high fives.....


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Default 01-13-2003, 01:40 PM

Dude, Spooge'll go crazy Polish drunk guy on you..
  
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Default 01-13-2003, 02:35 PM

I had a dream where i was on the bed with two naked girls and i had a tube attached to my dick and i was pissing in it and also the guy who ate alot of hamburgers from Popeye was there?
  
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