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Default The best quotes from "The Simpsons" - 01-16-2003, 06:49 AM
"Duff man says alot of things, oh yeah!"

post your favs biggrin:

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Default 01-16-2003, 06:57 AM
Burns: "...and its made from 100% recycled animal!"

Homer: "HOLY MACARONY!!!"

Apu: "Shut up... Why don't you shut up?... I can't believe you won't shut up!"
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 06:58 AM
I don't really have a favorite one... maybe...

Krusty: "Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!"
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 07:01 AM
"i bent my wookie"

-ralph
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 07:04 AM
"C'mon, Moe. It's been St. Patrick's day for hours now and I'm not drunk yet! "
--Homer Simpson
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 07:43 AM
Lisa: [reads card] ''Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB. Whats that extra B stand for?''

Homer: ''It was a typo.''



Homer: ''Help, somebody light this monkey!''
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 07:50 AM
"mebbe it just collapsed on it's own"
"duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem"
"1 dollar for eternal happiness...mmm...i think ill keep the dollar"
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 08:14 AM
Homer: Default! The two sweetest words in the English dictionary! De-fault! De-fault!
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 09:17 AM
"Dancing away my hunger pains, moving my body so my stomach won't ache, I'm kinda like Jesus but not in a sacreligious way..."-Homer

I don't know if that's the exact words, been a while since I've seen that.
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 09:39 AM
D'oh!
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 10:12 AM
It's the episode where Homer is so happy, he does everything he used to hate. He goes to church, takes the bread and says "mmmm. . .sacrligious. . ."
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 10:13 AM
Oh and when Homer had the bucket on his head, and Bart was drilling eyeholes into the bucket.

HOMER: "Ok, easy. ... easy. . .little more. . .."

*Sound of drill penetrating flesh*

HOMER: ".......Too far."

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Default 01-16-2003, 10:15 AM
Principal Skinner: "Quick Nibbles, chew through my ballsack!"


Hardest I EVER laughed at the Simpsons, and that's saying something...


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Default 01-16-2003, 10:18 AM
Homer: "Ahh, somethings clawing at my leg, nevermind it stopped."


Thats when he was rich and on the yaht and the pirates took it over. biggrin:
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 10:27 AM
But I don't even beleive in JEBUS ( HOMER )
  
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