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Default 01-17-2003, 01:09 PM

[quote="--{MTE}--Mjr.Bob":c2b0f]A man really wants a beer from his local pub "the queens nose" so he walks there but when he gets there it says 'closed, opening in 1 hour' the man can't wait that long so goes to another pub "the queens head" that says 'closed, open in 1/2 an hour' the man decides that is still too long so goes to the 3rd pub "the queens legs" this pub says 'closed, open in 5 minutes' the man waits outside. Then a policeman comes along and thinks the man looks a bit suspicious so he says: "What are you doing?" the man replies "I'm waiting for the queens legs to open so I can have a drink" evil: ed: happy: biggrin: cool:[/quote:c2b0f]

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Default 01-17-2003, 04:29 PM

an indian, a muslum and a cowboy are in a bar. The indian says "once we were many now we are few" the muslum says "once we were few now we are many" the cowboy looks over and says "thats cause we havent played cowboys and muslums yet!"
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Default 01-17-2003, 05:29 PM

"Why did Mr. Milo, Cross the road?"



"Why?"



"Because His Dick, was stuck in a CHICKEN!"

- From the film The Last Boy Scout.
  
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