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01-20-2003, 02:54 PM
Made me laugh so it must be funny.
[quote:0216a]Sam had been in business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress. He quit his job and brought 50 acres of land! in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. Sam saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month. Otherwise it was total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a huge, bearded man standing there.
"Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road... Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00..."
"Great," says Sam, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you...There's gonna be some drinkin'.
"Not a problem," says Sam. "After 25 years in business, I can drink with the best of em."
Again, as he starts to leave, Lars stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."
Sam says, "Well, I get along with people, I'll be alright. I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again Lars turns from the door. "More'n likely be some wild sex, too."
"Now that's really not a problem," says Sam, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"
Lars stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us."
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Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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01-20-2003, 03:05 PM
ROFL
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01-20-2003, 03:17 PM
poor sam , good joke tho
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01-20-2003, 04:47 PM
Ha, that's a good one, lol
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01-20-2003, 07:47 PM
lol i heard one kinda like that before.
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01-20-2003, 07:58 PM
lmao, thats great.
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01-20-2003, 08:01 PM
HAHA!
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01-20-2003, 10:43 PM
ha, I had forgotten that one. My dad told me that one this last summer... really pissed me off cause it sounded so gay coming from him.
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01-20-2003, 10:45 PM
Lol, never let your dad tell jokes lol biggrin:
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01-21-2003, 03:48 PM
Why is it that gay people are so funny, heh. They are, though.

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01-21-2003, 05:04 PM
gays are funny cuz they like it in the butt
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01-21-2003, 06:11 PM
uh ok oOo:
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