[Bazooka_Joe]

A man was driving on the Interstate over 100MPH. He gets pulled over by a cop, who asks for his lisence & registration. "I'd give you my lisence, but it expired about 4 years ago" "What for?" the cop said. "Because I went to jail for killing an old woman." "You've killed someone" "Someone? I've killed many people! As a matter of fact, I have a body in the trunk!"

"You have a dead body in the trunk of this car?" The cop said. "Of coarse, where was I sopposed to put her body when I stole her car!" "This car is stolen? Give me the registration, now!" "Well, I would but the glove box is full of guns."

The cop draws his gun, and orders the man to hand him his keys, and place his hands out the window. He complies, and gives the keys to the cop. The cop runs back to the car, and makes a call to his station.

Within fifteen minutes, six more cop cars, a SWAT van, and a helicoper arrive on the scene. The senior officer in charge comes up to the car and says to the driver "Lisence & Registration, son." The man complies, and gives him his lisence, and the registration from the glove compartment, which contains no weapons.

The cop notices that the lisence is valid. "Could you open your trunk for me, sir?" The man gets out of the car, pops the trunk, and shows the cop whats inside, nothing.

"I don't get it, that officer over there said you had weapons on you, a dead body in the trunk, and you stole this car." With a pissed off look, the man says "Oh sure! I bet the asshole said I was going over 100MPH, too!"