Originally Posted by ToeNail

or sorry...when i say bar guy, I meant shop guy...

You must be blonde.

[ToeNail]

This joke is a lil racist but...come on..its just a joke biggrin:
Ok...Theres this boat, with 4 men..A white guy, a chinese guy, a iraqi guy and a black guy...The boat was sinking so the whote guy says...everyone throw everything unneeded and u have more at home so the boat isnt so heavy!....So...The chinese guy throws some clothes in the water and says aww i have more of this at home...The iraqi guy throws away some pencils and says aww i have more of these at home...The black guy throws away some paper and says aww the have more of these at home..The white guy, picks up the white guy and throws him in the water and says...aww i have more of these at home..........
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[ToeNail]

DAM!i meant to say the white guy picks up the black guy and says: aww i have more of these at home...
DAM i wish there was a edit button!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by ToeNail

DAM!i meant to say the white guy picks up the black guy and says: aww i have more of these at home...
DAM i wish there was a edit button!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think it's time for you to retire to night station,
you weren't made to stand the "dog watch"

[Bazooka_Joe]

Originally Posted by Zoner91

What has 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.

Zone

Bah haha! Nice! biggrin:

[Himmler]

Q: y did the blond fall outta the tree?
A: She was raking leaves. =)

[Bazooka_Joe]

Originally Posted by TheReich

Q: y did the blond fall outta the tree?
A: She was raking leaves. =)

How do you get a 1-armed blond out of a tree?
Wave.

What's one way to kill a dumb blond?
Put spikes on her shoulders.

Another?
Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

How did the dumb blond try to kill a fish?
She tried drowning it.

The bird?
She tried throwing it off a cliff.

Why do dumb blonds wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm.

A blond & brunette jump off a building all at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The brunette, the blond had to stop and ask for directions.

How do you make a dumb blonds eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in their ears.

Why did the dumb blond get hit by seven cars in one day?
Because she crawled across the street when it said "Don't Walk"

Why did the blond drive into the ditch?
To turn the blinker off.

What did the dumb blond say when she looked into a box of Cheerios©?
"Oh look, Donut seeds!"

What did the dumb blond name her pet zebra?
Spot.

[anti_hero]

[quote="Captain Bunny":88f8f]Need Another Seven Astronaughts[/quote:88f8f]


rofl thats the only funny joke ive seen on here

[Bazooka_Joe]

A man was driving on the Interstate over 100MPH. He gets pulled over by a cop, who asks for his lisence & registration. "I'd give you my lisence, but it expired about 4 years ago" "What for?" the cop said. "Because I went to jail for killing an old woman." "You've killed someone" "Someone? I've killed many people! As a matter of fact, I have a body in the trunk!"

"You have a dead body in the trunk of this car?" The cop said. "Of coarse, where was I sopposed to put her body when I stole her car!" "This car is stolen? Give me the registration, now!" "Well, I would but the glove box is full of guns."

The cop draws his gun, and orders the man to hand him his keys, and place his hands out the window. He complies, and gives the keys to the cop. The cop runs back to the car, and makes a call to his station.

Within fifteen minutes, six more cop cars, a SWAT van, and a helicoper arrive on the scene. The senior officer in charge comes up to the car and says to the driver "Lisence & Registration, son." The man complies, and gives him his lisence, and the registration from the glove compartment, which contains no weapons.

The cop notices that the lisence is valid. "Could you open your trunk for me, sir?" The man gets out of the car, pops the trunk, and shows the cop whats inside, nothing.

"I don't get it, that officer over there said you had weapons on you, a dead body in the trunk, and you stole this car." With a pissed off look, the man says "Oh sure! I bet the asshole said I was going over 100MPH, too!"

[Eight Ace]

This horny bloke is parked out in the country with his girl but she's just not in the mood, she says
"You can't do it without vaseline"He sees a farmhouse "OK..I'll try to get some"
...he starts to walk to the house.

In the house Mum, Dad, son Dave and his wife Mabel have just had a big roast dinner and are arguing about
who should do the washing up. "We've been farmin' all day, we're not washin' up" says Dave.
"Well we've been cooking this feast all day! we're not washing up." says Mabel. Dad says
"Ah, let's make a game of it!...we'll all sit here, and the first one who speaks or does anything...has to do all the washin' up!".
It's agreed upon.

The horny bloke knocks on the screen door, he can see four people sitting at the table, so he goes in. "WTF?"
...he feels Mum, there's a pulse, he gets her on the kitchen floor and screws her...then rolls back and has a cigarette.
He then undresses Mabel and shags her on the table. After making a coffee he remembers "..ok..now, vaseline.."

Dave jumps up "Alright!..ok...I'll do the washing up..."

eek:

[Innoxx]

LOL