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Default 02-12-2003, 11:15 PM
dont say anything, just slip a 100 dollar bill in her pocket
  
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Default 02-13-2003, 02:13 AM
you must be tired [why?] cuz youve been running thru my mind all day
are you from tennessee [ why] cuz ur the only ten i see
your daddy must be a terrorist cuz baby ur the bomb
ill give you 10 dollars to let me smell ur asshole biggrin:
  
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Default 02-13-2003, 02:52 AM
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ill give you 10 dollars to let me smell ur asshole biggrin:

i have to try that one biggrin:

i hope it works for me
  
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Default 02-13-2003, 03:20 AM
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ill give you 10 dollars to let me smell ur asshole biggrin:

i have to try that one biggrin:

i hope it works for me
...yes, I can't see you going wrong with that one...it's a great ice-breaker and is reasonably priced.
(mind you, that translates to nearly $20AUS. hake: )
  
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Default 02-13-2003, 03:46 AM
19 actually... But just hand them a 10er and they'll still do it. Really, they will. Promice. *


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Not really, but... lol, i wanna see you get whooped.
  
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Default 02-13-2003, 04:14 AM
Just give them some |337 sp34k, they'll be all yours:

H3y S3cS3, yu0 is t3h c4mping h0n3y!!!!!11 1s yu0 us1ng t3h AiMb0T0rZ???/
  
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Default 02-13-2003, 04:29 AM
LOL Tripper!!@#@!

I just say "Me. You. Bed. Now."

I occasionally say "Me. You. This (hold up sex toy). Bed. Now." But thats only if i have a sex toy in my pocket when i am out at parties.
  
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Default 02-13-2003, 09:01 AM
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H3y S3cS3, yu0 is t3h c4mping h0n3y!!!!!11 1s yu0 us1ng t3h AiMb0T0rZ???/
HAW HAWWW!! Slip her a note written on a cocktail napkin, "Y Hallo thar...buttsecks??!!???!!!111 LOLOLOLOLOL"


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Default 02-13-2003, 10:59 AM
U have a creative mind zoner. happy:
  
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Default 02-13-2003, 11:48 AM
[quote="anti_hero":38fc5]dont say anything, just slip a 100 dollar bill in her pocket[/quote:38fc5]

Then hows she going to know you gave it to her??!
  
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Default 02-13-2003, 03:58 PM
Excuse me, but I think your shoelace is untied...
  
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Default 02-13-2003, 04:02 PM
How about one that WON'T get you a slap in the face,

like:

"Hi, how are you? My name is ______, what's your's?"
  
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Default 02-13-2003, 04:05 PM
You see that right there? *points at bar table* keeping looking...... no you gotta get in a little closer, now I'm gonna go behind you like this......
  
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Default For Sure Face Slap - 02-13-2003, 04:38 PM
" I May Not Be The Best Looking Guy Here , But I'm The Only One Talking To You.

You Like CD's ?? I'd like to CD's nuts in youre mouth ...
  
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Default 02-13-2003, 05:23 PM
-How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
-If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then
could I meet you between the holidays?
-I lost my teddy-bear. Will you sleep with me?
  
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