[Tripper]

Meh! Unlike you hermits, I ANSWER the phone....and yes, 50% of the time it is some young man doing telemarketing or some kind of census....But then, that's when you UNLEASH ZEE COUNTERSCRIPT!:

[url:72806]http://www.xs4all.nl/~egbg/counterscript.html[/url:72806]

I printed one out and put it by my phone...I've used it like 3 times, and it's fucking hilarious.

As for Cell-Phones...I used to think, "What the fuck? why would I need a cell-phone?"

No I can't live without one. It's mostly just serves address book purposes, but TXTing is an asset for making plans.