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Default 02-24-2003, 02:55 PM
As John Leguizamo would say:

"Oh my god. . it's so. . .small!"

"Well I like to think of it as your *kittycat* (censored) is too big!"
  
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Default 02-24-2003, 03:17 PM
ok how did you make that list? have you had expierence lol. j/k Those are hilarious
  
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anyone have anymore?
  
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101. Son, get in here, i need to talk to you about your grades
102. Hunny, can u help me bring in the food?
103."Knock "Knock"
104. Hunny, have you cleaned your room?
  
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I don't get those ones.... eek:
  
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mother walking in
  
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[quote:987aa]19.It looks so unused.[/quote:987aa]
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oh.. i c now.
  
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"where'd it go"
  
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Default Re: 20 things you dont want to hear during sex - 02-24-2003, 05:13 PM
[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":e65c0]
14.Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
23.If you get me real drunk first, then maybe...[/quote:e65c0]

LOL Thats great.
  
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Default 02-24-2003, 08:21 PM
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101. Son, get in here, i need to talk to you about your grades
102. Hunny, can u help me bring in the food?
103."Knock "Knock"
104. Hunny, have you cleaned your room?
its the parents talking while your fuxoring that hot brunette
  
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What the fuck's that smell?
What are those, blister's?
That scab's gross!
  
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31. You want me to pop that pimple?
  
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32. i didnt know hot dogs came in a small size..
  
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Default Re: 20 things you dont want to hear during sex - 02-24-2003, 09:04 PM
[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":f8c4c]
2.Ahhhhhhhh... it's cute.
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a girl has said that to me before, i feel so bad now cry:
  
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