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Default 02-26-2003, 12:27 AM

it was serious, he pwns all n00bs

seriouslly, the people he kills are pretty dumb in the way they handle getting away, and which means they are n00bs at getting away from a killer

I ahve no clue about why he never dies though.


  
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Default 02-26-2003, 12:29 AM

yeah, I would have to agree with you there, pyro

people in those kind of movies are dumber then a box of rocks..
  
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Default 02-26-2003, 08:16 AM

friday the 13th is my favorite horror.
  
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Default 02-26-2003, 09:41 AM

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i have seen some of the friday the 13 movies, but not the first one...

why is jason like all mangeled and why does he wear a hockey mask and why does he go for certin family members?
Ok, here's the skinny:

Q: Why is Jason mangled?
A: Well, the story has it that Jason Voorhees was a deformed kid, suffering from encephalitis and mental retardation. That's why he looks so rough when he pops up out of the water in Part 1. There's some speculation as to whether little Jason actually drowned in the lake in the 50s. The years were not kind to Jason as he lived in the woods in a shack, keeping the head of his decapitated mom. His deformity grew and he turned into one fugly dude.

This is not to mention the several blows to the head that Jason has taken over the years...axes, machetes, pens, nails...you name it, Jason has pulled it out of his head.

Q: Why does he wear a hockey mask?
A: He didn't always have the hockey mask. In Part 2, he wore a cloth bag with one eyehole in it. He acquired the trademark mask in Part 3 from prankster Shelley. It's common belief that Jason covers his face to hide his deformities from the world.

Q: Why does he go for certain family members?
A: You're thinking of Michael Myers from Halloween. Well, Part 9 had him going after his sister's baby, but Part 9 is widely ignored in the Friday community...heh heh. Good movie, but pretty wacky story.


These movies are so fun to watch and enjoy. I'm under NO illusion that they're Oscar worthy pieces of art. They're sampy, splattery, mindless fun. Take 'em ast face value and enjoy!

...and go see "Freddy Vs. Jason" on August 15th, you pukes!! I'll be there for SURE!


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Default 02-26-2003, 09:43 AM

Oh, and why does Jason never die?

Nothing that evil ever dies. biggrin:


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Default 02-26-2003, 09:47 AM

Hahahaha, a retarded murderer. oOo:
  
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Default 02-26-2003, 09:53 AM

Yep, he's basically Corky Thatcher with a machete. HAW!


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Default 02-26-2003, 09:56 AM

lol..
  
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Default 02-26-2003, 12:54 PM

The only part of Freddy I remember was when this deaf kid named Carlos got his hearing aid knocked out, so freddys behind him making faces and stuff, and the kid cant hear him.

Then freddy gives it back to him, but its like this thing that makes his hearing 10X more powerful. A pindrop made his ears hurt bad. So freddy gets a chalkboard and scratches on it with his glove, and the kids head explodes. Freddy picks up the earpiece and says "Nice to hear from you, Carlos!" heh
  
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Default 02-26-2003, 06:14 PM

Correct me if I am wrong, but in the first friday the 13th Jason is even the killer its his mother. Also I have heard that Jason kills the people from camp crystal lake cause they made fun of him when he was a kid. I have seen everyone of the Friday 13th movies (except 10 or X) it was horrible, I couldn't sit through a half hour of it.

I can't wait to see Jason vs Freddy, still waiting to see a trailer on this one. I personally have been a bigger fan of Freddy.
  
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Default 02-26-2003, 06:25 PM

the only part on jason x i liked.....was when the 'super duper l337 kids' made that projectory of crystal lake with those 2 sluts...and he beats them against the tree....THAT, was the only good part....i was so let down...that movie was just another new school horror, didnt have the good old scare as it used to...
  
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Default 02-27-2003, 10:00 AM

I know Jason X was a bad movie...I accept that. That doesn't mean I didn't have a great time watching it. I could've done without the corny one-liners (that weren't originally written by uber-cool writer Todd Farmer), but the rest of the film had some GREAT kills! Kane played a VERY aggressive Jason.

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How could you not like the liquid nitrogen kill? That was SO MONEY!!

As for Jason killing people because they made fun of him, no that's not true. Jason kills for his mommy and her severed head. End of story.


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Default 02-27-2003, 10:24 AM

The only cool part in Jason X was the guy that died on the corkscrew, and he was spinning down it when he died.

That, and the chick who kicked his ass with all the guns.
  
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Default 02-27-2003, 05:54 PM

The only jason movie ive seen in whole was H20 with josh hartnett HAW HAW ( biggrin: ) but i thats the one i think zoner said is not counted as a jason movie


  
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Default 02-28-2003, 09:39 AM

Two totally different franchises, Millah.


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