U.S. Government Warning Signs...

Slinky2397 · **U.S. Government Warning Signs... -** 02-28-2003, 05:25 PM

O.K, these are from different forums, and I really like these. These are great, so I though I'd post them here and see what people here can come up with.

http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php? ... genumber=1

[quote:3d876]Check [url=http://www.ready.gov:3d876]this[/url:3d876] site out. It's the US government's attempt at scare mongering using the old "duck and cover" advice you learned after the war.

The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous that making your captions can be fun! [/quote:3d876]

[img]http://www.ready.gov/i/ca_left.gif[/img]

If you are found diagnosed with an infectous disease, you may be subject to a lethal injection

[img]http://www.ready.gov/i/sni_left.gif[/img]

If the time comes that there is no hope, your use of illegal drugs will become legal for medicinal purposes only, of course.

[img]http://www.ready.gov/i/sg_left.gif[/img]

Premeiring next week on FOX, a new reality show...

[img]http://www.ready.gov/i/nuc_vis_shield2.gif[/img]

In case of a nuclear threat, be sure to listen for Radioactive sonar signals before opening doors.

[img]http://www.ready.gov/i/nuc_vis_building2.gif[/img]

In case of a catastrophe, walk casually into your daughter's dollhouse, or in just use your other head as a homing beacon

Slinky2397 · 02-28-2003, 05:28 PM

Grr...No edit button, the last one I messed up on.

[img]http://www.ready.gov/i/nuc_vis_building2.gif[/img]

In case of a catastrophe, walk casually into your daughter's dollhouse, if you have trouble finding your way, follow the gigantic drive through sign protruding from your lower body.

Hurricane11 · 02-28-2003, 05:29 PM

hehe...drugs...sniff sniff

Slinky2397 · 02-28-2003, 05:36 PM

[img]http://www.ready.gov/i/nuc_vis_shelter3.gif[/img]

In case of a Nuclear fallout, be sure to use your harpoon gun to travel down stairs, due to radiation poisoning in the crotch area, halting your ability to lift your knees, or if you're just too goddamn fat. (Note: If no harpoon guns are available, force your way through a crowd, the faster you push and shove, the faster you will be rolling down the stairs [A severed spinal cord is better than 3rd and 4th nipples])

Hurricane11 · 02-28-2003, 05:40 PM

bigzooka: mad:

Tripper · 02-28-2003, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane11

bigzooka: mad:

Dude - This is what I was talking about when I said you spam to much....I mean, WTF is that?

Hurricane11 · 02-28-2003, 06:14 PM

i would delete it, but this ghey site wont let meh

Akuma · 02-28-2003, 07:38 PM

LOL this was all on the daily show a couple days ago. Funny shit.

Bazooka_Joe · 03-01-2003, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane11

i would delete it, but this ghey site wont let meh

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Love, Joe

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BallisticWookie · 03-02-2003, 12:08 AM

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I'd fuck her brains out.....

Muff Diver · 03-02-2003, 12:29 AM

attention whore or not, shes got a fine ass