Funniest Kill you ever made? - Page 5

O71394658 · 02-19-2003, 09:08 PM

It was at Southern France. I think I was Axis. I had a shotgun, and I climb up one of the stairways and jump off the top because some dude was chasing me while I was reloading. Anyway, after I jump off, I realize something's wrong. So, I looka around, and realize I'm standing on some guy's head. I quickly look down, and the n00b is just crouched down looking around w/ a sniper rifle. So then, I shoot down and kill him. All of a sudden, the other dude, like a typical n00bster, comes flying off the top of the stairway, and I kill him in mid-air.

Those were the days.

w2jedi · 02-20-2003, 03:08 AM

Well one thing that is great is I sometimes come across some n00b who is clueless and i follow him around the map always keeping behind him. he doesnt even notice the extra footsteps. i've done this for up to several minutes. finally they will realize someone is around and they will turn at me. thats when i smak em with my pistol! lol

another similar circumstance: Omaha beach. ELF's server. this was great... the server would not change maps so we were getting bored on the axis side and decided to make up our own rules and objectives: namely, to try and make it into the allied boats. We also started using only pistols and nades and we went bashing and shooting them as we charged for teh sea. IT was hilarious, they still could not win even with half the axis swimming out in the water. then at one point i got into a boat with some guy. HE COULD NOT AIM TO SAVE HIS LIFE! he had sniper and would see me and aim, i would strafe and dodge his shot. he would correct his aim and fire but i would strafe the other way. then I jumped on his head. he was like "wtf where did he go?" finally he looks up. i jump off just as decides to pull the trigger. then i hide just outside the boat. he stands there perplexed. where had i gotten off to?? then he finally comes out and I pop out and he tries to shoot me over and over but i dodge easily. then im yelling to my m8s on axis "COME OUT AND WATCH THIS AT BOATS" but some other dumbass axis snipes my playtoy before they could see. lmao that was the greatest. oOo:

Exatox · 02-26-2003, 11:51 AM

On Omaha Beach I waas on Axis one time and it was me and some other guy versus like 6 allied. Well, I managed to sneak down to the boats and I had a sniper rifle. I climbed inside the boat then started sniping people in the back as they were running up the shore. For like five minutes they couldn't find me and assumed I was hiding somewhere in the hills. Finally some guy killed me when I was reloading. Damn.

Himmler · 02-27-2003, 01:10 AM

lmao...too many kills man..too many..........

Widowmaker750gAMAX · 02-27-2003, 10:51 AM

Malta Map,Sniper-Axis team. Snuck over to Allied and parked low crouched next to a stairwell. as allies were running passed me to enter the twer,I just picked them off from behined. They started to group in one spot by the doorway.just target shooting.After 7 killes in that spot some more grouped with sniper,Mg's and bazookas. Apparent they were on the hunt,I still just picked them off.so close that I am sure the rifle shot was loud enough to blow thier eardrums out before the bullets.All one had to do was look to thier right and i was a sitting duck.Finaaly one runs sideways towards me.Thought i was hamburger. He must have been strafing while looking through his sniper scope because had sat down right next to me so close my screen shook. Had to move over to stop it.Never saw me. Just kept looking out over the river.after laghing for beeter than half a min. i finally clubbed him with my pistol.The whole time there were still three more stand in the spot,never looked at me.three more kills.

Bullitt · 02-27-2003, 11:56 AM

i always thinks its funny watching people fall to their deaths like jumping out of the church tower in crossroads just sitting their looking through a sniper scope all of a sudden you see some retard hake: jump out of the top window and land its pretty funny biggrin:

{=.MP.=} Sgt. York · **Funniest kill i ever made. -** 03-08-2003, 03:42 PM

I was in destroyed village and there was me and one other guy left. It was actually me and my friend playing against each other. Well he was in the top of the tower and i was in the middle of the tower looking out the side. I didnt want to get out because my friend is good at not being seen. so i had no clue were he was at. I finally decided to go up the ladder and when i gotto the top no one was there, so i thought. i turned around but no one was there. when i turned again my friend was sniping. i just took my pistol and bashed him to death. I found out later from the other people on axis and allies that we were both up in the tower but when we turned we just kept missing each other. biggrin: mad: evil: [/b]

{=.MP.=} Sgt. York · **Funniest kill i ever made. -** 03-08-2003, 03:42 PM

I was in destroyed village and there was me and one other guy left. It was actually me and my friend playing against each other. Well he was in the top of the tower and i was in the middle of the tower looking out the side. I didnt want to get out because my friend is good at not being seen. so i had no clue were he was at. I finally decided to go up the ladder and when i gotto the top no one was there, so i thought. i turned around but no one was there. when i turned again my friend was sniping. i just took my pistol and bashed him to death. I found out later from the other people on axis and allies that we were both up in the tower but when we turned we just kept missing each other. biggrin: mad: evil: [/b]

GenArm.MAUSER Master · 03-09-2003, 01:39 PM

funniest kill i ever seen wasn't actually my kill but it was still funny i was playing on the southern france map and i rounded a corner and saw an ally but one of my teammates had come from the other side of him. We both shot like mad and the ally didn't even see us but when he died we didn't stop shooting fast enough and we both killed each other. fire1: happy: M16:

HalfTwizzted · 03-12-2003, 05:32 AM

Funniest kill I've done was Omaha i had picked the rocket not knowing that the damn host made it so that u wouldn't have any ammo so i figure i kill myself and change my weapon so i run out to the beach 'nade in hand run behind the wall and blew up 'bout 6 allies eatthis: (including myself) one of them typed "Hey who invited the shoe bomber?" I Was Laughing 4 about 10 mins.

Ferich · 03-12-2003, 11:47 PM

The funniest kill I ever did was when I killed that Hobo on 3rd Street when I visited New York Ci-.......whoops.

HalfTwizzted · 03-14-2003, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferich

The funniest kill I ever did was when I killed that Hobo on 3rd Street when I visited New York Ci-.......whoops.

That's just wrong

I'm From NYC eatthis:

cameltoe · 03-14-2003, 03:35 AM

funniest kill for me was in remagen, some sniper was in the allied house with the bar in between a chair and the bar sniping out the door. somehow i snuck past his view and jumped ontop of him without his knowing. then i took out my pistol and whipped him. i was so funny cuz he was like omg we have an invisible hax0r. biggrin:

guarnere · 03-14-2003, 03:57 AM

in my old clan....we used to play this game...where someone teleports to the top of the tall building in stalingrad...and snipe them as they jump off....quite fun

Dragoon Hurricane · 03-23-2003, 12:01 AM

lets see... i was in the destroyed village sniping from the bell tower. i hear a gun shot from blow and i look down the latter and i see an alli comming up(and yes im the axis) im like oh SH*T and i jump out. on the way down i see another sniper. he shoots at me and misses. i shoot him back when on the ground ans get a 1 hit kill biggrin and i go back up the tower and look down on the sniper crouching i pull out me .45 and bitch slap him 2 time almost killing him the i pull out my grenade and kill us both when i respawn i go back to the tower and his body was on the groud bleow the tower (and i know its was him caut it was a 1v1) biggrin:

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