[Arkan]

Some quotes from me and my friends back in school:

"She's good looking, but thats about it" - Me

"This face seats five. One, two, three, four........five" - Friend Tim looking at a group of girls

Probably the funniest thing i ever said in public happened at an amusment park. I was waiting in line for a roller-coaster ride with a bunch of people when all of a sudden, here it comes with a bunch of black people on it. The black people on the coaster were clapping and singing in unison when i blurted aloud "What the fuck is this?, soul train?" The whole place busted out in laughter.

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Other quotes

"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?" - Clint Eastwood - Outlaw Josey Whales

"Leave the gun, take the cannollis" - GodFather (Clemenza)

"I'm gonna call up a couple a hard, pipe-hittin' niggers and go to work on the holmes here with a pair a pliars and a blowtorch." - Pulp Fiction (Marcellus)

"You gotta ask me nicely" Jack Nicholson - A Few Good Men

"Surely, you can't be serious"......"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." Airplane