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Default 03-20-2003, 07:10 PM

[quote="Gothic_child180":3682c]I wear womens' thongs. oOo:[/quote:3682c]
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Default 03-20-2003, 07:10 PM

Thanks for stating the obvious.....


  
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Default 03-20-2003, 07:25 PM

anime is for kids


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Default 03-20-2003, 07:27 PM

So says someone whos never seen real ones before...


  
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Default 03-20-2003, 07:29 PM

[quote="Gothic_child180":ccb43]I wear womens' thongs. oOo:[/quote:ccb43]

That i can find beleivable for some reason eek:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 08:14 PM

Now image GERARD wearing a Kilt and doing the "hoola-hoola" dance!

Bahahahahah!!!!!!

I'd shit my pants laughing.. happy:
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 08:18 PM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":fc65a]Now image GERARD wearing a Kilt and doing the "hoola-hoola" dance!

Bahahahahah!!!!!!

I'd shit my pants laughing.. happy:[/quote:fc65a]

Well i was in a pipe band before so i used to wear a kilt, then a flute band with no kilt. No pics though so ure outta luck happy:




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Default 03-20-2003, 08:33 PM

Well damn it Gerard! cry:
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 09:49 PM

i was just thinking....What are the women of aa.com thinking when they see this thread?! LOL, just a thought.


Yeah, i once caught my dick in my jean zipper. YEOWEE! That hurt like hell. I started to bleed and a scab formed. It kept me from wacking off for 3 weeks cry: cry:


  
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Default 03-20-2003, 09:54 PM

[quote="Garry Coleman":b9412]i was just thinking....What are the women of aa.com thinking when they see this thread?! LOL, just a thought.


Yeah, i once caught my dick in my jean zipper. YEOWEE! That hurt like hell. I started to bleed and a scab formed. It kept me from wacking off for 3 weeks cry: cry:[/quote:b9412]
i burned a cigarette on my c0k...err wait how did that happen?


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Default 03-20-2003, 10:02 PM

YAY now i know what the flap is for but i wear boxers
i really hate it when your watching a movie with peeps and your in your boxers and all of a suppen it pops out!
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 10:08 PM

The hole in the jocks are for whipping your dick out, whilst hiding your huge bush of p00abs, so chicks can give you BJs without getting furballs.

I personally wear boxers, and sport my bush with pride.
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 10:08 PM

I have a picture of me in a kilt at my sisters wedding. its a bad photo though as i am really really wasted and couldnt stand up properly for the photo, and i have a smug grin on my face as i had just had sex with one of the brides maids in the toilets, and i look a right mess as i never put my sporran or belt on properly afterwards.

i might post it, i might not. depends if you want to see it.
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 10:13 PM

[quote="Captain Bunny":9823f]I have a picture of me in a kilt at my sisters wedding. its a bad photo though as i am really really wasted and couldnt stand up properly for the photo, and i have a smug grin on my face as i had just had sex with one of the brides maids in the toilets, and i look a right mess as i never put my sporran or belt on properly afterwards.

i might post it, i might not. depends if you want to see it.[/quote:9823f]

Post a pic of the Bridesmaid you banged.
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 10:58 PM

[quote="Garry Coleman":9b014]
Yeah, i once caught my dick in my jean zipper. YEOWEE! That hurt like hell. cry: cry:[/quote:9b014]

Speaking of accidents like that, the other day i was going to sit down at my
computer (which has a really hard seat) and I sat on my nut cry: ed: . That
fucking hurts. Not a pleasant way to wake up in the morning. It wasnt the
first time that happened to me but it was by far the most painful because
of the wooden chair.
  
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