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Default 03-20-2003, 11:00 PM

for the sake of sanity, ENOUGH WITH YOUR PENIS AND BALL STORIES!!!!!!!!!
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:05 PM

Old, you really really need to lighten up before you give yourself a heart attack.
Actually on second thoughts, if moaning about things said on a forum is at the top of your worries list, you really dont have much to live for.....
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:07 PM

ah sorry, didnt know you enjoyed reading about peoples dicks and balls..... eek:
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:10 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":783c8]ah sorry, didnt know you enjoyed reading about peoples dicks and balls..... eek:[/quote:783c8]

Well now u know so go masturbate elsewhere. eek:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:16 PM

Gerard, get to your bed, its 4am!!


old reliable. ill tell you a story about jackonory if you promise not to laugh.
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:25 PM

yea i sat on my nuts once, but it was worse cuz it was at school and i tried to play it off like nothing happend but i was about to fall down and start crying. i was also too scared to sit down again so i kinda just stood there in a bent over fashion it was really obvious what had happend
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:27 PM

LMAO^
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:29 PM

The worst is when you get a chubby just before you have to get up, like at school....That sucks....I always manage to get one when the bell rings and I'm expected to get up and leave....Go figure, my english teacher is a fucking MILF.
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:32 PM

wow thats pretty fuckin gay
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:35 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":8f5f5]wow thats pretty fuckin gay[/quote:8f5f5]

YEAH! ed:


Nearly as gay as YOU! ed:
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:36 PM

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The worst is when you get a chubby just before you have to get up.

ROFLMAO. that was beautifully phrased.
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:37 PM

we call it a boner here trip, but um i got one of those during english cuz i was day dreaming and having a little fun in my day dream, all i did was let him slide down my pant leg, works like a charm to get that "chubby" hidden
  
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Default 03-20-2003, 11:39 PM

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we call it a boner here trip, but um i got one of those during english cuz i was day dreaming and having a little fun in my day dream, all i did was let him slide down my pant leg, works like a charm to get that "chubby" hidden
Yeah we call it Boner too.....

NZ Names:

Hard-On
Erection
Chubby
Rocker
Boner
Moaner <-- Morning ones
Prejack
  
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Default 03-21-2003, 02:26 AM

morning wood is nice unless you roll over on it
  
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Default 03-21-2003, 02:44 AM

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morning wood is nice unless you roll over on it
The pressure applied makes mine rock harder. biggrin:
  
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