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Default 03-21-2003, 11:58 AM

[quote="Captain Bunny":b8bce]Old, you really really need to lighten up before you give yourself a heart attack.
Actually on second thoughts, if moaning about things said on a forum is at the top of your worries list, you really dont have much to live for.....[/quote:b8bce]

It's not his fault, the poor bastard got fired because he was reading too many penis and ball stories on internet forums.
  
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Default 03-21-2003, 12:12 PM

I hate moeners because I usually have to piss in the morning and I have to go in the sink, or do that partial bending over, one hand on wall whilst balancing on your tip-toes stance, real pain in the ass.
  
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Default 03-21-2003, 12:19 PM

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I hate moeners because I usually have to piss in the morning and I have to go in the sink, or do that partial bending over, one hand on wall whilst balancing on your tip-toes stance, real pain in the ass.
Try standing on your head.
  
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Default 03-21-2003, 03:32 PM

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I hate moeners because I usually have to piss in the morning and I have to go in the sink, or do that partial bending over, one hand on wall whilst balancing on your tip-toes stance, real pain in the ass.
Quick Solution....Whack off (Why else is it Erect) .....Then it should naturally go down.......Unless you're a fucking machine with multiple orgasmic-cumshots...

..Any left over cum flows out nicely with the piss....
  
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Default 03-21-2003, 03:35 PM

I just sit down and tuck it under the toilet seat...problem solved.

I'm too groggy to stand up and piss first thing in the morning anyway...


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Default 03-21-2003, 03:51 PM

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I just sit down and tuck it under the toilet seat...problem solved.

I'm too groggy to stand up and piss first thing in the morning anyway...


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omg you sit and piss?? now THAT is ghey oOo:
  
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Default 03-21-2003, 03:53 PM

Just first thing in the morning.

I'll piss in your friggin' mouth if you keep talking shit.

Hrm...a guy named "Bunny" calling me ghey...how ironic.


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Default 03-21-2003, 03:54 PM

What ever dude. you sit down to piss biggrin:
  
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Default 03-21-2003, 03:56 PM

Yep.

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Default 03-21-2003, 03:57 PM

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I just sit down and tuck it under the toilet seat...problem solved.

I'm too groggy to stand up and piss first thing in the morning anyway...


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I alsouse that technique. Somtimes when i piss i get sloppy and when i release the boxers i realease it to hard and the band of them winds up knocking me in the balls, now that is pain!
  
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Default 03-21-2003, 03:57 PM

how long does it take you to have a piss??

i think youre just taking the piss now.

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Default 03-21-2003, 04:01 PM

Morning piss? Jeezus, I could be there for a minute or more.

I'm a pretty big guy...heh. Ever see Ogre taking a piss in Revenge of the Nerds? Saaaame thing.


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Default 03-21-2003, 04:01 PM

[quote="Muff Diver":c49fa][quote="Garry Coleman":c49fa]
Yeah, i once caught my dick in my jean zipper. YEOWEE! That hurt like hell. cry: cry:[/quote:c49fa]

Speaking of accidents like that, the other day i was going to sit down at my
computer (which has a really hard seat) and I sat on my nut cry: ed: . That
fucking hurts. Not a pleasant way to wake up in the morning. It wasnt the
first time that happened to me but it was by far the most painful because
of the wooden chair.[/quote:c49fa]

My side hurts....it fucking hurts.... im getting all teary eyed laughing my ass off at that...

As for women in the forums reading this thread... well there are no women on this forum.
  
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