[Ydiss]

I have bad teeth, I eat scones, crumpets and I only drink tea. I speak like Dick Van Dyke and everyone else speaks like Liz Hurley or Hugh Grant.

The above clichés are often thrown at me, along with many more stereotypical comments, and only Americans say them so you should really be able to take a few stereotypical parodies of yourselves from time to time.

Awight gavnah? Lahvly jahbly, me owd china plate.