The extremes a person will go to. . .

Jedi Marksman · **The extremes a person will go to. . . -** 04-09-2003, 06:04 PM

This is funny. . .

Nagoya woman lied about knife attack to get attention

NAGOYA -- A housewife lied to police that she had been slashed by a knife-wielding woman on a bicycle to "draw the attention of her partner" away from computer games, police said Tuesday.

The wife's report to police that she had been knifed in Nagoya's Meito-ku late Monday night made headlines following two similar incidents recently where local residents were stabbed by a woman riding a bicycle.

The housewife, 33, whose name is being withheld, apparently cashed in on the media attention to the serial stabbings by fictitiously calling the police.

"My live-in partner has been totally absorbed in playing computer games, so I thought that he would turn his attention to me if I was in trouble," she was quoted as telling officers of the Meito Police Station.

She first contacted police shortly after 11 p.m., saying that she had been slashed with a knife near her home.

She called them again some five hours later and confessed. "The previous report I made was a lie," she told an officer on the telephone. The police plan to send her case to prosecutors on charges of fictitious reporting. (Mainichi Shimbun, April 8, 2003)

cameltoe · 04-09-2003, 06:22 PM

haha
theres one of 3 cases with this
1)shes ugly and he doesnt want the poo nany
2) she wont give the poo nany
3) he has no penis

Bazooka_Joe · 04-09-2003, 08:14 PM

Now there's a call for attention. So what happens when her partner sees shes not stabbed? "Oh, you're ok. I'll be on the PC if you need me. .."

cashwarsplaya · 04-09-2003, 08:20 PM

IT would be even worse if she had actually stabbed herself to get even more attention

04-09-2003, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cameltoe

haha
theres one of 3 cases with this
1)shes ugly and he doesnt want the poo nany
2) she wont give the poo nany
3) he has no penis

^wtf is this?

Chango · 04-09-2003, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Germ

Quote:

Originally Posted by cameltoe

haha
theres one of 3 cases with this
1)shes ugly and he doesnt want the poo nany
2) she wont give the poo nany
3) he has no penis

^wtf is this?

something not for kids

04-10-2003, 11:37 AM

Captain Bunny · 04-10-2003, 12:37 PM

Its amazing the lengths people will go to for things.

Like for money, some people actually get jobs!

its crazy.

Himmler · 04-10-2003, 12:42 PM

riiiiight....

Oddball · 04-10-2003, 12:48 PM

This thread is starting to freak me out!

Himmler · 04-10-2003, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Oddball

This thread is starting to freak me out!

why??

1080jibber · 04-10-2003, 12:55 PM

i wonder what game he was playing?

Himmler · 04-10-2003, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber

i wonder what game he was playing?

LOL

Captain Bunny · 04-10-2003, 01:27 PM

He was probably waiting in the gunners seat of a plane in bf1942 waiting for a pilot but everyone else was busy trundling around in tanks and being rocket rapers