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Default 04-16-2003, 10:08 PM

really cool stuff. i think soem site's even planning a hannibal lector type ai thing like this. but here's the reply:

q:hi, i'm not gay
a:I didn't have a strong sex drive, but there is no proof that I was homosexual. I was initially tolerant of homosexuals - a number of them had prominent positions in the party. However, as my ideas about eugenics hardened and they started to attract bad publicity I clamped down on them mercilessly - even those who had been instrumental in my rise to the top, such as Ernst Rohm.
q:i'm not gay
a:Pay attention, you fool! I didn't have a strong sex drive, but there is no proof that I was homosexual. I was initially tolerant of homosexuals - a number of them had prominent positions in the party. However, as my ideas about eugenics hardened and they started to attract bad publicity I clamped down on them mercilessly - even those who had been instrumental in my rise to the top, such as Ernst Rohm.

really alot of info
  
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Default 04-16-2003, 10:12 PM

q:i want sex with you
a:I'm not really interested in that sort of thing, to be honest; I've got more important things to be worried about.

looks liek they knew soemone was going to ask that, since it didnt respond with soem historical fact
  
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Default 04-16-2003, 10:17 PM

he seems like a nice guy
  
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Default 04-16-2003, 10:27 PM

he is not nice:

q:why do you move?

a:You really don't know, you moron?. I moved to Vienna when I was 18 in order to study art, which was my passion; although I wasn't allowed into the academy there because they said my painting wasn't good enough. When I became Fuhrer in 1933 I ordered myself to appear in thousands of paintings which aimed to convince people that I was destined to lead them through their lives and even to their deaths.
  
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Default 04-16-2003, 10:27 PM

he looks better than asian prince at least
  
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Default 04-16-2003, 10:32 PM

i ahve to agree, even though asian pricen is super human. and can anyone make hitler say thank you?
  
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Default 04-16-2003, 11:43 PM

me: tell me about france.
him: The best moment of my life was probably when I found out that Paris had falled to my armies and that France had surrendered (1940). There is actually film footage of me dancing a jig when I heard the news!

me: oh, so i take it that you were a fucking loser.
him: Foul language is the symbol of a weak intellect.

me: your mustache makes wanna pound the shit out of you!
him: Well, aren't you clever - you know some swear words!

me: how clever were you?
him: I'm not too bad considering I have been dead since 1945. Thanks for asking!

me:....right, why do you look like you have a tampon shoved up the wrong hole?
him:Those sorts of value judgements do not interest me in the slightest. Keep your spineless moralising to yourself. History is made by people like me who take tough and perhaps unpopular decisions, not by lily-livered cowards like you!

me: your the one that hid behind your army as they killed tons of people
him: Millions. But as Stalin said, one death is a tragedy, whilst one million is just a statistic.

me: so is my sperm count
him:I don't understand your question - please submit it to the webmaster to update my brain!

.... well, hitler obviously had too much time on his hands
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 03:27 AM

q: Where's Osama Bin Laden?

a: I'm here to talk about me, not some latter-day Muslim extremist!
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 04:19 AM

nice one.

i tryed soemthing like that but this is what i got

q:where's saddamn hussein

a:I'm sitting here talking to you, you brainless idiot.

hitler dosnt make a lot of sense
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 04:21 AM

q:i wash you

a:I was meticulously hygienic, although I suffered from bad breath. The female reporter Lee Miller was famously photographed for 'Vogue' having a soak at the end of the war in MY bath!

what the hell's he talking about
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 05:09 AM

are u a stupid wanker?

Grow up and stop using such foul language, you idiot.
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 10:18 AM

You guys are very bored arent you?
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 10:21 AM

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You guys are very bored arent you?
most of us just have one little go but Captain Bunny takes it to the extreme and has a massive convo, lol oOo:
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 02:14 PM

Who's sexier, you or the Asian Prince?

My name is Adolf Hitler. Note the spelling- it's not ADOLPH

That wasn't the answer I was looking for dickface

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder-reach your own judgement!

You turn me on, wanna go have teh buttsecks?

Erm...could you rephrase the, perhaps? I dont quite follow! Alterinitvly, mail the question to Active History to update my brain

How can they update your brain, you've been dead for 58 years

*closes window*
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 02:26 PM

Do you love the cok?

relpy: Listen carefully. I love my wife, my mother, and my Fatherland!
  
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