Skydiving!!! - Page 2

04-18-2003, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Shakes21

I did it once on a dare. We jumped Static lined? Jump out, shoot opens, float down. Like you see in the army movies. It was a blast. Of course I will never do it again

Did you do it like the movies?

"Stand up!"
Hook up!"
Equipment check

like that? haha, that would be fun

Bazooka_Joe · 04-18-2003, 03:10 PM

I've done a military PRF jump. Meaning, I used the jumptower at fort benning, GA, then did a real jump at 1500 feet from a AC-130. It was. . .an expirence, heh

I'll be honest, the drill seargent had to kick my ass out the door . .but I still did it! And landed in the marked area too. biggrin:

Milla · 04-18-2003, 03:13 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":1afb6]I've done a military PRF jump. Meaning, I used the jumptower at fort benning, GA, then did a real jump at 1500 feet from a AC-130. It was. . .an expirence, heh

I'll be honest, the drill seargent had to kick my ass out the door . .but I still did it! And landed in the marked area too. biggrin:[/quote:1afb6]

You couldnt get me to jump out of a perfectly good air plane, ill fast rope but thats my max biggrin:

What was it like though joe, besides and "experience"?

MrLevinstein · 04-18-2003, 03:59 PM

Ive got a sky diving joke....Its a little gay but what the hell

A young soldier soon after basic training deicded to go to jump school. He learned all the techniques and was all prepared to jump, while in the door way he froze with fear. He told his dad " I was scared out of my pants the instructor (a 6'5 250 pound large man) said "If you dont get your ass out that door I'm gonna put my c0k in your ass, I'll give you to the count of 3"
He tried shoving the young soldier out the door and it didnt work. "Well son, did you jump?" his mom asked. "Yeah but only a little at first"

LMAO, dont flame me i thought it was pretty funny.

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 04-18-2003, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesnacki

Ive got a sky diving joke....Its a little gay but what the hell

A young soldier soon after basic training deicded to go to jump school. He learned all the techniques and was all prepared to jump, while in the door way he froze with fear. He told his dad " I was scared out of my pants the instructor (a 6'5 250 pound large man) said "If you dont get your ass out that door I'm gonna put my c0k in your ass, I'll give you to the count of 3"
He tried shoving the young soldier out the door and it didnt work. "Well son, did you jump?" his mom asked. "Yeah but only a little at first"

LMAO, dont flame me i thought it was pretty funny.

wtf?

Bazooka_Joe · 04-18-2003, 04:04 PM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":6d50e][quote="Bazooka_Joe":6d50e]I've done a military PRF jump. Meaning, I used the jumptower at fort benning, GA, then did a real jump at 1500 feet from a AC-130. It was. . .an expirence, heh

I'll be honest, the drill seargent had to kick my ass out the door . .but I still did it! And landed in the marked area too. biggrin:[/quote:6d50e]

You couldnt get me to jump out of a perfectly good air plane, ill fast rope but thats my max biggrin:

What was it like though joe, besides and "experience"?[/quote:6d50e]

It was weird. In a way, it's alot like the parachute jump at Great Adventure, but ALOT more freefall. The live jump was only about 15 seconds. You go so fast, your guts go into your lungs! hehe

con Brio · 04-18-2003, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesnacki

Ive got a sky diving joke....Its a little gay but what the hell

A young soldier soon after basic training deicded to go to jump school. He learned all the techniques and was all prepared to jump, while in the door way he froze with fear. He told his dad " I was scared out of my pants the instructor (a 6'5 250 pound large man) said "If you dont get your ass out that door I'm gonna put my c0k in your ass, I'll give you to the count of 3"
He tried shoving the young soldier out the door and it didnt work. "Well son, did you jump?" his mom asked. "Yeah but only a little at first"

LMAO, dont flame me i thought it was pretty funny.

HAHHAHA........ now that's comedy freak:

04-18-2003, 04:50 PM

my dad had to jump when he was in the military during Vietnam. He said it scared the shit outta him, even in peacetime. he was the 2nd guy in the stick, since they ordered them by height, with biggest in front. My dad was the tallest man in the company, while the captain was smaller but in front because, well, he was a captain oOo: . But he said it was an expierence and i think he broke his leg or something on a jump...i forget, i should ask him

Milla · 04-18-2003, 05:05 PM

If it went by the person whjo weight most to the person who weighed least, my ass would be one of the last people to jump biggrin:

Vance · 04-18-2003, 05:09 PM

I want to go to Airborne school when I get into the military, I aint afraid of heights happy:

04-18-2003, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Vance1

I want to go to Airborne school when I get into the military, I aint afraid of heights happy:

i am afraid of heights, jeez, when i went rock climbing, i got to the top and then stayed there for about 10 minutesa before i lost my grip and fell, but my buddy with the rope held on and i came down well. If i got to a tall building, i CANT and i mean CANT look down without getting quesy