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Default 04-19-2003, 10:07 AM

[quote=Innoxx]
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Originally Posted by "Chronic Diarrhea":df2b3
I also hear people talking on their cell phones in Wal-Mart saying "Man fuck this shit, I'm tired of this motherfucking yada yada yada..." I shudder to think how society will be when I am 60. I bet the family will be sitting around dinner...

Man: Pass those fucking peas

Woman: Fuck you do it yourself

Buy: Hey dad I fucked some fine ass bitch in the bathroom today at school!

Man: I thought I told you not to have sex until you reach high school

Woman: STFU, he can fuck whoever he wants to. Son did she have big tits?

Boy: Mom I'm 10. What do you think?

Girl: Well I sucked some boy off in the parking lot after school. He was sooo huge!

Man: So what about those fucking peas?

Woman: I said do it yourself jizz-wipe

Man: Doesn't matter anyway, this shit tastes like shit.

... hake: *sigh*
Sounds like my dinner table....

Roommate: Hey John, pass me the salad.

Me: You're right there, go get it yourself you fairy fuck.

G/f: Don't call him that you asshole

Me: Why? am I turning you on, you fuckpuppet?

G/f: Fuck you prick. *leaves the table*

Roommate: You wanna pass me that salad now?

Me: Why don't you toss my salad queerboy

Roommate: Gladly.

Me: oOo:

Inny gets owned again.[/quote:df2b3]
ROFLMAO!

But yes, a couple weeks ago i went to this rock climbing place with my friend, and the instructor (since i have no fucking ideas on how to rock climb) was getting my harness ready, and another female nstructor (theyre both girls, i think ages 16-21) and she has a group of five-year-old kids with her for a BD party. Well, right next to them, she asks my instructor to"I need to call my mom, give me your fucking cell phone!" and I just stood there with my mouth wide open. Theyre 5 years old for pete's sake! And when i went to my traveling camp this year, I heard the weirdest thing ive ever heard. SOme kindergarten kids were fighting over some Yu-Gi-Ho cards or whatever, and one kids says

Kid1:Give it you gaylord!

Kid2:Fuck you asshole

Kid1:Give me the fucking card you faggot

2:Go to hell fag

I was amazed. 5 year old's with that language? I dont even say that many words. Now this is the fucking end to my damn post. SO fuck off you testicle munchers oOo:
  
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