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Default Beer and Pizza just gave me indegestion - 04-21-2003, 05:50 PM

I was eating some pizza and drinking a can of beer, and now I can't stop burping. It sucks, but not too bad. I think the beer might have been a little old, but that shouldn't make a difference. Why am I even typing this? I suck at off-topic.
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 05:57 PM

ive been burping nonstop for a week now, i dont know what the fuck i did
  
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Default Re: Beer and Pizza just gave me indegestion - 04-21-2003, 06:02 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":57c06]Why am I even typing this? I suck at off-topic.[/quote:57c06]

hey, no you don't...ignoring these issues will not make them go away!, just last night I had beer & pizza
and was burping & farting like no-bodys business thuout the night.... more than coincidence..?... ed:
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 06:18 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":d005e]ive been burping nonstop for a week now, i dont know what the fuck i did[/quote:d005e]

lol i watched on tv once that sum dude couldnt stop for like 2 years and he tried EVERYTHING, but i dont know what happened to him
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 06:20 PM

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ive been burping nonstop for a week now, i dont know what the fuck i did
lol i watched on tv once that sum dude couldnt stop for like 2 years and he tried EVERYTHING, but i dont know what happened to him[/quote:9084f]

people stopped caring i guess.
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 06:22 PM

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ive been burping nonstop for a week now, i dont know what the fuck i did
lol i watched on tv once that sum dude couldnt stop for like 2 years and he tried EVERYTHING, but i dont know what happened to him[/quote:e6525]

Hehe I'm sure he got those weird women who are turned on by that kind of stuff flocking to him.
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 07:42 PM

Pizza with coke is better.
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 07:45 PM

speaking of these things that stay with you, some guy had the hiccups for 37 years! He tried everything, but then when he moved into his daugter's house, they went away. Strange...
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 07:48 PM

i remember one time some kid was getting high, and instead of inhaling.. he swallowed the hit. he started to feel sick, we laughed at him. 30 minutes he burped and smoke just poured out, we all cracked up. the kid felt sick the rest of the night. pizza and coke is a classic friday night dinner
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 08:17 PM

my friend did that but unfortunitly the burp came out when he was talking to his dad. ed:
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 08:23 PM

i am the burp king


www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 09:06 PM

no you get this breathe of air coming up and then it forces you to burp, happens to me at least every 20 minutes
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 09:12 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":c4345]no you get this breathe of air coming up and then it forces you to burp, happens to me at least every 20 minutes[/quote:c4345]
suicide's the answer
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 09:24 PM

hey old reliable why do you have that kind of sig? just curious. i know that that's form the last emperor right? a while back you had a pic of a famous painting, like the restaurant one. is there a meaning to these kinds of sig or do they just look good to you.
  
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Default 04-21-2003, 09:27 PM

they are pleasing to look at
  
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