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Default 04-22-2003, 05:46 PM

[quote="Garry Coleman":8ea9e]being gang-raped by a group of old chinese men and then dying of uncontrolling bleeding of the anus.[/quote:8ea9e]

aka death by umbongo - being ass raped till you bleed to death. - not specifically by old chinese men though.....
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 05:46 PM

[quote="Garry Coleman":df6b2]being gang-raped by a group of old chinese men and then dying of uncontrolling bleeding of the anus.[/quote:df6b2]
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one question
how would people know what happens when tjey fall of a building?
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 05:46 PM

[quote="Garry Coleman":08b90]being gang-raped by a group of old chinese men and then dying of uncontrolling bleeding of the anus.[/quote:08b90]

Come on.


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Default 04-22-2003, 06:00 PM

getting castrated alive. That would kill me. But I would think the worst way to die is by drowning or suffication, or throat slit. But id rather die peacefully in my sleep...
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 06:02 PM

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falling off a building or the edge of a cliff
From what ive read you would be dead long before you hit the ground, mainly because of a massive heart attack when your brain realises theres nothing to stop the fall.
Right,but if you saw the 9/11 footages,the jumpers still pedaling in the air while falling.
That doesn't mean a thing, falling that height with the wind and all blowing and the velocity of the fall would make your limbs flap about anyway.




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Default 04-22-2003, 06:05 PM

Having a hollow glass tube inserted into your urethra and then having it smashed.

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Having you stripped naked and impale you on a wooden stake.... anus first. So your weight slowly sinks you further down the stake. Your eventual death would be a blessing.
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 06:07 PM

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Having a hollow glass tube inserted into your urethra and then having it smashed.

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Having you stripped naked and impale you on a wooden stake.... anus first. So your weight slowly sinks you further down the stake. Your eventual death would be a blessing.
*grabs ass and shakes*
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 06:08 PM

Try reading about some of the helicopter pilots deaths in ChickenHawk... The gooks tied em to a tree and stuck their own wangs in their mouth.

Getting caught in the gears of a combine harverster must suck too.
  
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[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":986b4]Try reading about some of the helicopter pilots deaths in ChickenHawk... The gooks tied em to a tree and stuck their own wangs in their mouth.

Getting caught in the gears of a combine harverster must suck too.[/quote:986b4]
Chicken hawk? whats that
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 06:10 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":d8f3d]Try reading about some of the helicopter pilots deaths in ChickenHawk... The gooks tied em to a tree and stuck their own wangs in their mouth.

Getting caught in the gears of a combine harverster must suck too.[/quote:d8f3d]

Another good one is having your entrails riped out and being thrown onto an ant hill.
  
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Try reading about some of the helicopter pilots deaths in ChickenHawk... The gooks tied em to a tree and stuck their own wangs in their mouth.

Getting caught in the gears of a combine harverster must suck too.
Chicken hawk? whats that[/quote:d7a91]
It's a type of Helicopter schlasshole.
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 06:17 PM

No, actually its a book about helicopter pilots in the Vietnam war.

Check it out, best aviation book I have ever read, written by Robert Mason.


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Default 04-22-2003, 06:22 PM

My worst fear of dying is, uhhh..... BEING GANG-RAPED BY A PACK OF WHORE-MONKEYS THEN GETTING MY HEAD RIPPED OFF... if ya know what i mean biggrin:
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 06:25 PM

are you a chicken or a hawk? im a chicken hawk!
  
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Default 04-22-2003, 06:26 PM

I think burning would be the worst way to go
  
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