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Default 05-08-2003, 08:42 PM

oOo: [img]http://www.extremely-sharp.com/es/images/10047a.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 05-08-2003, 08:43 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":b6184]oOo: [img]http://www.extremely-sharp.com/es/images/10047a.jpg[/img][/quote:b6184]

You got ripped-off. oOo:

How the fuck do you smoke that....?
  
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Default 05-08-2003, 08:45 PM

i dont even know what you are talking about
  
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Default 05-08-2003, 08:50 PM

No, i never made a teacher cry but i did kiss one on the cheek to curb her dissatisfaction with me. You see, she caught me walking out of her class and leaving with a girl before it started and i never came back. The next day, she was mad at me and questioned me about it before class started. I said sorry and kissed her on the cheek and said "C'mon, you can't be mad at me!" She just smiled and asked me to find my seat. She was a very nice woman.


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Default 05-08-2003, 08:51 PM

How old was she?
  
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Default 05-08-2003, 09:02 PM

id says about 77
  
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Default 05-08-2003, 09:03 PM

lol
  
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Default 05-08-2003, 09:03 PM

Yeah, I saw her on MILF Hunter. She was pure hotness.
  
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Default 05-08-2003, 09:25 PM

[quote="White Rabbit":cb6da]id says about 77[/quote:cb6da]

OMG, how'd you know?? You were there wern't you !!


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Default 05-08-2003, 09:28 PM

No, really, how old was she
  
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Default 05-09-2003, 06:59 AM

I've got a story or two regarding substitutes...

We were in Media Studies with a substitute, and the local computer nerd showed everyone how to make the computers speak...

So the sub would be talking to us, then one of the computers would say "PENIS!, PENIS!, ASS! VAGINA!", and the sub would be glancing around the room...

Then the whole room just errupted with "PENIS ASS VAGINA VAGINA!" It was like a symphony... bloody fantastic...

Kids got in shit for that.
  
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Default 05-09-2003, 08:28 AM

lol at that story above but once my friend got to fighting with a teacher back in 4th grade (welcome to the ghetto)
  
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Default 05-11-2003, 11:27 AM

[quote="Harlen Maguire":ccea7]I've got a story or two regarding substitutes...

We were in Media Studies with a substitute, and the local computer nerd showed everyone how to make the computers speak...

So the sub would be talking to us, then one of the computers would say "PENIS!, PENIS!, ASS! VAGINA!", and the sub would be glancing around the room...

Then the whole room just errupted with "PENIS ASS VAGINA VAGINA!" It was like a symphony... bloody fantastic...

Kids got in shit for that.[/quote:ccea7]

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