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Default 05-20-2003, 03:24 PM

[quote=ninty9][quote="ED! Ban #127":6350f]
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Being able to run around NYC with a Full-Automatic Assault Weapon, a Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher, a sack of grenades, and duct tape, and choose who can live and who can die. Count on 1/2 of Wall Street to be killed, along with any hotdog vendors or people wearing sweaters around their necks. . .

. . .and not get caught for it.
Why we dont trust white-people.[/quote:6350f]

Why the National Guard should keep him away from the ammo locker.[/quote:6350f]

better put some more barbed wire and a few hundred Marines around that armory biggrin:
  
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Default 05-20-2003, 03:31 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":24ff0]Being able to run around NYC with a Full-Automatic Assault Weapon, a Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher, a sack of grenades, and duct tape, and choose who can live and who can die. Count on 1/2 of Wall Street to be killed, along with any hotdog vendors or people wearing sweaters around their necks. . .

. . .and not get caught for it.[/quote:24ff0]

2 words...Anger Management ed: happy:


  
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Default 05-20-2003, 03:50 PM

I think it would be cool leading some huge army against aliens or something in outer space, and kicking their ass, Starcraft style.
  
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Default 05-20-2003, 04:01 PM

[quote="Office Depot":2e887]I think it would be cool leading some huge army against aliens or something in outer space, and kicking their ass, Starcraft style.[/quote:2e887]
Or independence day style, blowing their asses up in our F-18 Hornets biggrin:

Those air battles were some good action


  
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Default 05-20-2003, 04:24 PM

Normal-Having sex with my gf and this really hot girl at my school while a midget roots me on. Maybe several midgets and one of them has a bull horn and blasts it whenever one of the girls has an orgasm.

Also going back in time to fly P-51's in europe against Germany.
  
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Default 05-20-2003, 04:40 PM

Peeps around here have some mad issues, and some whacked imaginations.

Seriously, y'all are scarin' me. hake:
  
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Default 05-20-2003, 04:41 PM

in bed with this chick


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Default 05-20-2003, 04:44 PM

.....Oh christ.... cry:


  
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Default 05-20-2003, 04:45 PM

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I got the number of a good optician if you want it..... oOo:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 05-20-2003, 04:47 PM

err... *cough cough* moving on....
  
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Default 05-20-2003, 05:00 PM

Makes JLo's booty look like a crack addicts.
  
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Default 05-20-2003, 05:01 PM

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oh shit, nugguh! she got the phattest ass! werd, son! oh shit!


Gtboys - You're a fucking homo, please shut the fuck up you stupid mutherfucking fuck.

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck You.
  
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Default 05-20-2003, 05:06 PM

sexual--having a massive orgy with a bunch of Brazilian Bi models (yeah innoxx!).

real--to have the power to stop time. If I wanted to stop time, i'd think about it and everyone/thing with freeze in place. If i wanted to bring anyone/think with me to the "neutral" time, then i'd just have to think about them or something and they can walk around like me without being affected by the freezing of time. Something else to go along with this--if i think about ANY woman she'd appear in front of me....with a massive craving for my COCK. Then i'd bang them while time is frozen.


  
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Default 05-20-2003, 05:16 PM

go flyfishing in all of Canada, Montana, Wyoming, Colorado, Mexico, Peru, Chile, New Zealand, Ireland, Scotland, Cuba, Florida keys, Zaire, Japan, Russia, and a few other places
  
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Default 05-20-2003, 06:22 PM

Colorado has great fishing.
  
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